T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
by Mormon Observer Mar 2012
Jesus wants me for a shopper to shop for him each day.
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Reference: http://archives.exmormon.org/Mormon-Church-City-Creek-Project-Now-at-5-B...
The Mormon Church has built a 5 Billion dollar shopping mall and condo complex:
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I paid my tithing and all I got was a 5Billion dollar mall!
I cleaned toilets and now I have a 5 Billion dollar mall.
My friends in South America gave their gold teeth for the City Creek Mall
Gold teeth out; 5 Billion Dollar mall built! It's a miracle.
This is the Mall where Jesus will shop when he comes.
(I'm so proud!)
And God spoke and said, "Out of matter unorganized; build me a 5 Billion dollar mall!" and it was done.....
Mia
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
Using song titles from the Hymn book:
I am a child of GOD, and he wants me to shop
Praise to the Mall
Come come ye saints (to the mall)
Called to serve (at the mall)
I know that my redeemer lives (at the mall)
As sisters in Nordstroms
In our lovely $5B mall
Families can be together forever (at the mall)
The mall can be a heaven on earth
O the Mall
How beautiful thy mall is Lord
Rise, Ye saints and the mall enter
If you could Hie to the mall
We meet again, at the mall
Welcome welcome to the mall
Thanks for the mall
As I search the holy mall
Come away to the church mall
Men are that they might have joy at the mall
The Iron rod....coming soon
Truth reflects upon our senses (at the mall)
I'll go where you want me to go (at the mall)
Hark all ye nations! The mormons built a mall!
Who's on the Malls side?
Oh thou Rock of our salvation....the mall
The mall= hope of Israel
As zions youth in latter days....we love the mall!
Carry On! Carry on! Carry on! at the mall
Put your shoulder to the wheel, shop along, do your duty with a heart full of song...
We are all enlisted...Now shop!
We love thy house oh God. It's a mall?
Count your many blessings, see what the mall has done?
Choose the right, husband, wife, lingerie, whatever, at the mall
Because I have been given much, I shop here!
Joy to the world, the mormons own a mall!
I stand all amazed, where the tithing $$$ went.
Thy will oh Lord be Done, at the mall
Again we meet around the mall
We'll sing all hail to the mall
Abide with me, at the mall
Be still my soul, i'm at the $5b mall
Come follow me, to the $5b mall
Is this Adam-oni-Ahman?
There are many many more!
Don Bagley
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
Jesus validated my parking
curiousgeorge
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
I shop with Jesus
EssexExMo
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
The $5 Billion mall, a great and spacious building
Every Member a Janitor
Size does matter: $5 billion for a mall
doubleb
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
It's time for a $5 billion mall. Isn't it about time?
horny joe smith
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
"We thank thee oh God for a profit"
CA girl
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
How about a picture of a beautiful little girl with giant brown eyes, obviously in poverty like those ads for Save the Child and a caption under it that says:
You could have saved my life instead. Enjoy your mall.
upsidedown
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
gotta have bucks to fight the fight......we will work on homeless and poverty after we are making a profit.
Flecher
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
What is wanted?
A new Mall!
Mia
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
JESUS NEEDS U
to shop
at his mall
Mormons for malls
tap tap tap
You may shop now
Is this the celestial kingdom?
If you don't shop here
satan will destroy you
Buy your salvation at the mall
this mall brought to you by,
the hokey pokey.
EssexExMo
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
Jesus shops at the
Pay Lay Mall
guess that works better with the English pronounciation of 'mall'
The Man in Black
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
Hard Rock Café:
Kolob
Lostmypassword
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
TEMPLE MONEY CHANGERS
nomoremo
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
$5 Billion and Delightsome
I Shopped at Emma's Secret
I Shopped at Garments Galore
Devoted Exmo
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
"You can buy anthing in the world for money!"
"The Mighty Widow's Mite Mall!"
"Oh look what the Widow's Mite hath wrought!"
Mia
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
The TRUE
church has been restored!
dragwit
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
going with the advertising that they are dong
cITy
creek
center
IS ABOUT
PROFIT
this is added to a picture of a sullen looking(think Edward-esque from those lame vampire movies) TSM
Or the picture could be a jesus/edward hybrid...
m
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
LDS
Latter Day Shopping
and
LDS
Fighting racism since 1978
fisher of fish
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
$ Mally Mormon.$
Jesus wept... but perked up when he saw his Mall!
dagny
What would Jesus buy?
Jesus love the City Creek Mall
Best deals on togas, sandles, loaves and fishes
The Good Samaritan Shopper
Shop at the City Creek Mall but not on Sunday (wink, wink)
ihearyou
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
CCM: 5 Billion Reasons to Embrace Doubt
Devoted Exmo
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
Oh, I like it!!
fisher of fish
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
CCM: Temple recommend gets you 2%, off. Still a pretty shitty deal I know.
Simon Peter saith: I go a shopping.
Don Bagley
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
I really like your suggestions, m.
Might I add:
I helped build this $5B mall
And all I got was this lousy t shirt
Devoted Exmo
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
Perfect!
mav
Count your many Benjamins count them one by one.......
spaghetti oh
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
JESUS SAVES...
And when he has enough
spends it at City Creek!
spaghetti oh
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
PROPERTY OF CITY CREEK MALL
(do not take a photo of this T-shirt)
anagrammy
+!
A Mall or Clean Water?
and a picture of a dehydrated infant
Taddlywog
WWJB?
What Would Jesus Buy?
Bay of Cadis
Re: T_Shirt contest for the mall of the Lard!
Paying a Full Tithe: Opening the Windows Of Heaven...and Nordstroms
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