Posted by:
Annie Onymous
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Date: February 11, 2016 04:33AM
I have taken on a new personal project. I'm putting together a collection of the silliest, most offensive, and embarrassing quotes from leaders and top authorities from TSCC. Things like the Journal of Discourses (direct quotes from prophets), conference talks, scriptures, and the lds.org essays. I'd prefer to stay away from apologetics other than lds.org, as TSCC could easily distance themselves from the vastly differing "not officially supported" theories.
I've got stuff like Martin Harris apparently visiting the moon (followed up by Joseph F Smith stating that man will never visit the moon or space, ever) and that one time SWK ran into Bigfoot/Cain for a casual chat. I'm most interested in this flat-out weird stuff, but also things like Joseph Smith's (many, many) false prophecies and declarations of war against Missouri/the Federal Government/all other churches.
I plan on putting them together in a small blog, posting one or two a day with sources. I think it'll be interesting to see what kind of strange things ooze out of the woodwork, and hopefully people will get a good chuckle out of it. If you guys have any favorite quotes, I'd love to get a few suggestions as well.