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Posted by: amyslittlesister ( )
Date: July 23, 2014 09:09PM
Where's that thread?

Where's the discussion where the posters are coming up with hilarious introductions/disclaimers for the BOM? I lost it. Some of these folks are HILARIOUS!

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Posted by: pickle ( )
Date: July 23, 2014 10:08PM
Re: Where's that thread?

http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1331173

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Posted by: amyslittlesister ( )
Date: July 23, 2014 10:13PM
Re: Where's that thread?

THANKS!!

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: July 23, 2014 11:07PM
Re: Where's that thread?

That was a fun thread.

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Posted by: pickle ( )
Date: July 23, 2014 11:22PM
Re: Where's that thread?

Glad you liked it. That was my very first post, after which I decided to create a username. I'm 1 for 1!

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: July 23, 2014 11:31PM
Thanks for the laughs! (n/t)


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Posted by: madalice ( )
Date: July 23, 2014 11:41PM
Re: Where's that thread?

I'd like to add one:

WHERE'S THE BEEF!!???

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Posted by: pickle ( )
Date: July 23, 2014 11:52PM
Re: Where's that thread?

If commanded by god, a sin is not a sin. Such non-sins may include murder, lying, plagiarism, and adultery.

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Posted by: msp ( )
Date: July 24, 2014 01:30PM
Re: Where's that thread?

If burning the the bosom lasts longer than four hours, consult mormonthink immediately.

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Posted by: Mateo Pastor ( )
Date: July 24, 2014 04:51PM
Love it! Hadn't read it earlier, so thanks a lot! (n/t)


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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: July 24, 2014 08:23PM
Re: Where's that thread?

This book might tie you up for the rest of your life, eternally.

There is nothing worth reading in here, really.

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Posted by: flecher ( )
Date: July 24, 2014 09:18PM
Re: Where's that thread?

See the play first!

Church recommends

"Two wheels up!"
President Packer

"Don't be a Dodo, see the play first!"
Elder Holland

"Lauffen mein assen offen."
Pres. Uchtdorf

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Posted by: holytheghost ( )
Date: July 24, 2014 09:38PM
Re: Where's that thread?

Friends don't let friends read the Book of Mormon.

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Date: July 25, 2014 03:14AM
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