Veterinarians who treat furries are outraged at how one-sided the attacks against their patients have become!! "Am I allowed to pet the furries during interviews?" asks local Bishop... "Look at how much they shed!" complain local school custodians.
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Lot's Wife Wrote: ------------------------------ > "A rather flaccid response, > one might think." > > --Dorothy Sayers, shaking her > head in disappointment Disgraceful!!!  She is Dorothy L. Sayers! Next, you'll be slighting yourself by claiming Clarabell Clown is your idol.
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"Sometimes you have to load the bases to get to the easy out!"       --Yogi Berra, baseball's most confusing tactician
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Lot's Wife Wrote: --------------------------------- > "Oh, THAT kind of coke. . ." > > --Nuestra Señor de los Dolores "Our Lady Mister Aches & Pains"???
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Your folks never stopped in Las Vegas, where Coke was plentiful?
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Speaking of "On," here's my favorite French YouTube video, in which Lara Fabian is singing one of her famous songs.  But this time, Je T'aime is echoed back to her by the audience as On T'aime. The back story is that she was going through some personal travail, and her fans wanted her to know that they had her back... Nice to have friends! Oops!:    https://www.youtube.
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Tu es très drôle, parfois...
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      "Mormon Bankers" are credited with helping to increase the population of hotel/casinos along the Las Vegas Strip back in the 1950s.  Other than now asking to be called "LDS Bankers," there has been no dispute to the claim on the part of los mormones.       What isn't clear is the origin of the money.  The church was NOT in a good financial situation at
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https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/friend/2008/10/testimony-glove?lang=eng Not to be confused with the Testimony Grope of Second Base.
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Je suis désolé!!! Et Gladys est aussi vraiment désolée!!
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Holy Christmas!!!  Warn us next time!!!  My heart almost stopped!!!!!!!!
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> Ah, the pleasures of growing up in > an overwhelmingly Catholic city. Not to mention serving a mission in an overwhelmingly Catholic country! Except for my four months in Cuautla, which, per the ward records, in 1/3 mormon...
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      If one were only to read the title, one might suppose Kentish misspelled "Breast day," which is definitely worthy of celebration.       However, the correct intent is immediately known, so my crude attempt at humor is instantly dismissed.       I am an acknowledged Anglophile, thanks to overdosing on Samuel Shellabarger, Thomas B. Costain, and Daphne du M
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Beth Wrote: -------------------------------- > > Your epiphyseal plates haven’t > solidified yet, either! Mine finally did, but they stayed slippery; apparently I have no osseous tissues!!!
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At least you can't be accused of suffering from Boomer Brain...
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The long pause was absolutely warranted because there are Eternal Consequences!!   ETERNAL!!!!!
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Is it a song, a movie or a novel ... or something else, something very special? Will there ever be Conference talk containing this line? Or is it the simple explanation for why Gladys Lot is so White?
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A Google explanation from Sept. 2022: "Do Mormons still wear CTR rings? "Today, the 55-cent rings are given to 4-year-olds and the CTR courses, taught each Sunday, run through age 7.”  Now CTR rings are introduced in the Primary 2 and 3 class, according to the church's website.  They still feature the green shield and retail at $1.25. "What finger does a CTR ring g
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> Your prefrontal cortex hasn’t fully > matured, so you have a higher chance > of misjudging the risk-to-reward ratio > of your actions. What if you don't have a prefrontal cortex, or you have a prefrontal cortex but it never matured? Also, of even more staggering importance what about prefrontal nudity?
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Gosh!  18-years-old!! I suppose the prophet will be getting a revelation soon to call you on mission!!
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If he's in his 60s now, and his contacts with the church are from 40 years ago, he's advocating for an organization that no longer exists.
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Why would a nevermo take up the cross and carry it on behalf of a religion he studied, and supposedly rejected?
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If you can find some, take a couple of six-packs of Deseret IPA; I think this was brewed purposely to go with funeral potatoes.
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We are seeing the hand of ghawd in action! It is inspiring in its majesty! It's like a rock, untouched by human hands or feet, taking me home, country road, long, long ago, on Judeah's Plain, etc.
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I think it's a safe bet that the 'donations' are made in a way that makes them tax deductible. It's not that I'm a cynic...
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As a full-fledged Lamanite, I'm allowed to ask this:  Who wrote his diatribe, Jay Silverheels?
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