The church wanted to be rich. Now it has rich people's problems.
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Anyone who leaves rationality behind belongs in religion. I really can respect those types. They get to experience a different world. Not having the restraints of critical thought has its perks, but it makes one a sucker for authoritarians. Exactly what your brother doesn't want. What can you do? Raise ducks?
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Oh come on, what Gen Z kid wouldn't fawn over out-of-touch fossils?
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Ask Conspiracy Brother if he uses GPS on his phone. The math behind GPS needs the Earth to be spherical for it to work. Maybe you can't trust The Man, but you can trust the math. If he thinks math is a white conspiracy https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5wfrDhgUMGI
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So the Book of Revelations is a trusted source and the destruction predicted in the last days is not a baseless conspiracy theory. This from the same church that believes an angel took the Golden Plates back to heaven because a conspiracy theorist said that's what happened. Seriously, the church was founded by a conspiracy theorist. A David Icke with 30 wives.
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The church could start commercial underwear and swimwear lines. Red Jesus speedo anyone? Seriously, the church should make gentile versions of garments. Maybe without the masonic symbols. Hemp cloth would have a market. Why not make holy underwear the church's new thing? It needs something.
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"It's the value of the market" Not that the creators of that market see much return. Ask Dr. J. You have pioneers and colonizers. Capitalism rewards the colonizers.
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Maybe Chad was looking at porn
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It's intriguing, but I'm no longer interested in BoM origins. I'm not sure why Lars thinks that knowing the Kirchner angle would trigger a faith crisis. It could, but most TBMs can compartmentalize anything.
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The church smells as if it hasn't changed its underwear in a while.
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All of our beliefs are a socially accepted form of confabulation. There are just varying degrees.
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"Greedflation is here because corporations can get away with it." In a turbulent economy there are going to be some who make out like bandits. I think what we're seeing is the pricing of uncertainty. Companies can't run lean and mean, they have to factor in economic risk. The steady rise in the price of gold the last few weeks is spooky because it may mean those who usually rig th
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I'm not sure if it applies, but could God be the cause of sagging boobs?
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How much for Twinkies?
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By addiction, Mormons can only mean one thing.
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Ice cream is for Presidents.
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Can you hang a black apron on the wall of your cubicle?
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The address threw me off: World Operations Center 110 Walton Tea Room Road Greensburg, PA 15601 They are cutting out the middleman. It's like a hoe breaking away from her pimp. The pimp is not going to be happy.
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Russ kind of looks like the Grinch.
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I would watch GC for that.
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Not necessarily. Controlling, codependent relationships can be give on one side and take on the other.
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Lived to 90. Richard Packham, the un-apostle.
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They are finally learning. Give the members some nonsense to distract them from the church's real problems.
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You would deprive those in need of narcissistic supply? America's God is the almighty dollar. The Mormon church is the MOST American Religion. Egalitarianism is a shell game played by politicians while elites complete the transition from capitalism to neofeudalism. Goodbye middle class. The church used to be for the middle class. Now it is for royalty.
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But, but, what about all the happy faces?
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Maybe she was abducted by aliens.
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Talking about the temple outside the temple? What happened to Fight Club rules? They actually talked about temple garments at GC. That is desperate. I guess China-made garments aren't as sacred.
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Let's keep an open mind. Couldn't God be the light inside your refrigerator?
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I don't think this is the Millennium the church had in mind.
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"Also the Utah Mormons are very wild sexually." This may be because of sexual repression, but since 90% of a relationship is sharing the same whacked out delusions, Mormons share a common foundation.
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