Too bad the composer of Wozzeck and Lulu isn’t around. This would make for a great 12-Tone post-Webern opera a la theater of the absurd. Figaro’s Boner.
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You also have a greater concentration of people...Very best wishes, Summer!
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He who lives to run away, will come back to fight another day!” —Maxwell Smart, Agent 86’s Boner.
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I’ve been following their models. IMO, the Utah model is dead on IF people continue to follow health advisories and social distancing. We’ve all got Spring Fever, but now is not the time to regress on the progress we’ve made in flattening the curve by pretending we’ve got Covid-19 whipped!
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That’s about as perfect of a joke for Mormonism as there is!
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Looking good there Warrior, maybe you should change your name to BabeMagnet!
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Just stand in front of a mirror with a Dracula costume on and make the gestures. The Undead Boner.
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Then, perhaps he should just release himself!
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Yeah, and their PR sucks—it’s about 50 years behind the rest of the Western world.
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SINGING— Dear God, you made many, many poor people I realize of course, that it's no shame to be poor But it's no great honor either So what would have been so terrible if I had a prophetic vision?: If I were a prophet Daidle deedle daidle Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb All day long I'd biddy-biddy-bum If I were a prophetic man I wouldn't have to guess hard Daidle deedle dai
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As I never served a mission I can only guess my biggest sin would have been to have said flip when I was thinking ...
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And for the most costly and expenses gloves—white sequins with ChurchCo’s new logo! These must be pre-ordered made of white kid-goat leather, all proceeds will go to church public relations to maintain the gloves are sacred, not sequined.
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I noted that the article mentioned under baptisms “2 male or females witnesses.” In my day, the witness had to be males. Wow, the church is really modernizing. I Witnessed a Boner.
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My thoughts exactly! All gloves will be white, but women’s will have white lacy embroidered ends. Men will have the option of embroidered Saturns, Jupiters, or the logo of their favorite pickup truck on their gloves because they hold the priesthood. The Gloved Boner.
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My heart goes out to you; I dealt with a similar end of life experience with one of my parents. Your mother is at peace. Please watch your health, Pooped. The stress over death And funeral preparations are being compounded by your sister. In my case, the build up of stress and depression led to a week’s stay in the hospital due to undying health issues that I thought were under control. S
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Latin— Dufus singular masculine Dufa, singular feminine Dufum, singular neuter Dufi, plural I think he’s a dufum.
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Let’s have him take a trip to New York and walk around the temporary morgues. Then, he can assist with burial preparations.
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Mormonism is one big dandelion—lots of children are lifted up, a wind comes, the kids float, then some go on to become their own dandelion plants.
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Damn! Another thing to worry about!
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I took an Old Testament class from him at BYU. He’s was very boring and constantly talked about his books, communists, and his Freeman Institute. I got a C in his class and thought he was a dick. I couldn’t understand what all the fuss was.
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Okay, and just what were those hands touching that they were rubbed together to create heat and friction?
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Probably not as much as rent at Shitty Creek!
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Deus et machina, Mormon-style.
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I fully agree that the medical teams, researchers, and first responders (along with everyone else on the front-lines) are going to be making the difference. But, Leave it to a cult to exploit tragedy for its own gain or image. Stay strong and healthy D&D!
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Obviously, the Mormon leaders didn’t see the virus coming. They got caught with their pants down having to charter jets to bring missionaries home. The first COVID death in Utah was an unfortunate man whose last public outing was to the Bountiful Temple, and Nelson’s special surprise for the 200th Anniversary of the First Vision was a limp hosanna shout to an almost empty theater for a solemn
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Can corporations be true?
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The Boner in Tina’s Stiletto Heels.
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Mormon aren’t self-reliant. As with the rest of us in a modern economy—they rely on others for goods and services. The Girl with the Boner Tattoo
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The skins, like the dinosaurs, were left over from other planets that were used to create the Earth. Brigham Young’s Boner.
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I guess my idea ”Mormonism: A Cult above the Rest” isn’t going to fly. The Boner with the Dragon Tattoo.
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