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Posted by: greengobbledyguck ( )
Date: August 16, 2013 09:57PM

so watching the news of possible outpost on mars with a oneway death promise; do you think the cult will get a Revelation to colonize mars???

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Posted by: StoneInHat ( )
Date: August 16, 2013 10:06PM

Robert Heinlein thought so. :)

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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: August 16, 2013 10:15PM

I'm not too sure about that. The church likes to have an order to how things go. It would seem like we need to make contact with the Quakers on the moon and the people that Brigham said live on the sun. First things first.

Lets not forget that we also have some lost tribes somewhere in the North pole that we haven't located yet. Yes it's true they taunt us every December, but they have yet to show themselves. It's only speculation that their leader wears red velvet and all of the rest of them are elves.

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Posted by: Makurosu ( )
Date: August 16, 2013 11:00PM

They'd have to be opposed to going to Mars first, for some reason that allows them to hate a minority group or demonize sex or something and then spend millions of dollars advertising their opposition. Then in an embarrassing reversal, they'll be in favor of it and deny they were ever opposed to it. Then they'll go there and build a McTemple at the top of Olympus Mons.

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Posted by: Lostmypassword ( )
Date: August 17, 2013 12:00AM

That does it. Gonna have to buy a lottery ticket and win enough money to buy passage to Mars for all the TBMs that want to go.

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Posted by: greengobbledyguck ( )
Date: August 17, 2013 12:45AM

i need to get my app turned in before i'm commanded.

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Posted by: greengobbledyguck ( )
Date: August 17, 2013 01:09AM

so where do you buy an alarm clock for mars????? How does mormon standard time work on mars??? Holy Shift! the missionaries are going be so lost!!!!

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Posted by: nerdfighter ( )
Date: August 17, 2013 01:53AM

Please, please, please, do not send the Mormons there! It will ruin my dream of being an astronaut/first colonizer.

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: August 17, 2013 02:17AM

"After losing their homes in Utah, an extreme sect of Mormons fled into deep space, eventually setting on the planet Dantana despite warnings from the Federation government. The problem with Dantana, however, was that it was deep within the Arachnid Quarantine Zone. The Mormon colonists were attempting to run their colony without the Federation's interference. The youth living on their colony were taught all the classes they required as part of their education, except for History and
Moral Philosophy."

"The Arachnids actually had thousands of dormant eggs underground that would hatch when they sensed vibrations on the surface that Port Joe Smith and other parts of the colony would create."

"A Bug hole appeared underneath Port Joe Smith, causing many Warrior Bugs to swarm into the colony, killing all humans they encountered."

"The colonists chose to all gather inside a temple...This choice turned out to be a disaster as the Arachnids were able to break in and easily slaughter all those trapped inside..."


http://starshiptroopers.wikia.com/wiki/Port_Joe_Smith

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