Wonder what TSCC would consider as porn if it had to run a porn site?

Any thoughts?

Bare shoulders!!!!!!

It would contain whatever it takes to get a decent market share and more income. Nothing would be too filthy.

This

http://mormonssecret.com/#

The female model is wearing a thong UNDER the garmies. A true Mormon would wear them OVER the garmies!!

Somebody has gone to a lot of trouble. The garmies aren't near as ugly when there is something toned and svelte underneath them! (grr....).

I've heard that anti sites at worse than porn.

It would include anything a gentile porn site has and more. Why? Because you'd be making a BUTT LOAD of money and you'd be paying a BUTT LOAD of tithing, so you'd be rich and get a pass on your chosen profession.

Now if you were a sound man working on a porn set (OOO, ahhhh!, just like that, just like that!) then you'd be excommunicated for your profession.

That's why Brother Marriott could offer in-room porn and be a big shot in the church and why you can't work in the pit at Las Vegas and have a temple recommend.

FYI.

You can work the pit in a Vegas casino, or anywhere else, and get a recommend. Thousands of mormons have done so.

FYI

That is the way it works........ NOW, however it has not ALWAYS been that way.

LDS Inc. finally decided that they wanted the tithing MONEY earned from members working in casinos/gambling more than being able to brag about a moral stand, which lead to the current conditions that you state.

At a certain time, for many years, LDS Inc withheld Temple Recommends from members who were employed in the gaming *industry*, fully warranting the mention of MORmON hypocrisy that was made. FYI

That's right Marriot Hotels had/have porn...and it's approved. The owner of Marriot has a temple recommend so his porn is endorsed by the LDSinc.

Think about it. The Mormon church collects 10% of Marriot's personal income...within that money that he pays tithing on is the profit from sale of porn at his hotel. So the church is making 10% on Marriots profit from pornography sales. I could retire off that much money.

That Marriot dude is a TBM all the way to having his miracle underpants save him from harm in a boating fire accident.

link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC1VHMQmAUw



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http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/money/industries/travel/2011-01-21-hotelporn21_ST_N.htm

But mainly because of declining revenue!

"Changing technology and how guests access entertainment has reduced the revenue hotels and their owners derive from in-room movies, including adult content...It's becoming a declining source of revenue."

One thing is for sure: Porno MORmON Bill Mariott would be the person to ask. He is the MORmON expert on porn, making more profit off of porn via the Marriott Hotel chain (by far) than the top porn actors, and the top porn studios. Porno Bill Marriott would be the expert on that subject!

Perhaps one of the offerings would have an opening like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxpx0_NVX18

The proposed name of the Porno would be: RUN GIRL! RUN!



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Strippers dressed in the ceremonial temple clothes

Sealing room/ alter sex

Bikini clad baptismal font swimmers

Celestial room meet-ups

Secretly meeting your lover @ the temple cafeteria

Whenever I hear of mormon porn the first thing that comes to mind is the five points of fellowship at the veil. A mormon male and female can't be alone together - there have to be chaperones!! Something could happen!!! Then you'd go to the temple and end up crotch to crotch with some creepy mormon old man! Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

So now I have a mental picture of the mormon temple ceremony. "All shall receive the five points of fellowship at the veil." And then the porn music soundtrack starts up ...

Paintings of the embarrassingly buff Stripling Warriors, other Moron mythical leaders like Nephi, Abinadi, etc. With their huge, bronzed, bare, rippling muscles, what's that if not porn? Its no accident that they were painted like that.

Adam after being instructed was brought to the veil. The lord put forth his hand through the glory hole ...

Men would loosen ties before having sex.

emulating MORmON prophet (PERVERT) Joe Smith and the way he interacted with Fanny Alger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDNgB3tBLGk

Heart sell music during the films

Had you seen mormon.com in 1996 you would know!

And what if it were a bricks-and-mortar enterprise?

A chain of "erotic arts" studios - only found in the "best" malls across the country.

A division of Marriott Corp, naturally.


Remember, 10% of your porn purchase dollars are donated to that most magnificent of charitable institutions, the LDS "church".