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Posted by: Hasteningthwork ( )
Date: June 26, 2013 08:20AM
Contiuation of the " I just heard a funny story''= mormon absurdities

I wanted to add my absurd Mormon story & the thread was closed.

In the early 80's on a hot day I went to a friends house and met his wife for the first time. As I was introduced I could see she was visibly shaken and bothered by something. As we talked she finally gasped in horror, her eyes went large and said "I'm sorry but we don't have caffeinated drinks in our home"... I had a bottle of Coca Cola in my hand.....I said uhhhh uhh OK...I was sorry and could I pour it down her sink..another horrified gasp and she asked me if I could take it outside to dispose of it !!!..I did.

You would of thought I was standing there holding a big vibrating dildo in my hand...she was SO upset.

Anyway,I'm still friends with this fellow and I remind him often and thought with the new "we have never had problem with caffeine" revelation I think its time to go back with cold two liter Coke and take a big swig in her home for reaction....

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