Posted by:
jiminycricket
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Date: June 24, 2013 02:13AM
Part 1 post:
http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,933071,933071#msg-933071As noted at the beginning of Part 1 of this post, this big new program was tested first in the San Jose California Mission. It was started by Elder Ballard in May/June 2011. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard the missionaries complaining that they have nothing to do. They’ll do anything of service for anyone.
The few examples shown on the broadcast were just a couple of isolated stories meant to sound so magnificent – as though that is what you can expect if you’ll do the member-missionary program through the ward mission leader and ward council. The speakers were akin to giddy little school girls overjoyed to find an example or two somewhere in the world to support their new program.
Some wards have a few missionary friendly members, so that’s where the misshies hang-out during the day when they’ve nothing to do. They get fed well in this mission since it is a very, VERY rich area of California. Still, the members aren’t buying this big missionary push business. How is it that this is inspiration to try world-wide? I don’t understand. There’s no revelation from God, rather it’s a bunch of old white guys trying to recoup the diminishing tithing offerings and the resignation of what constitutes the present and future leadership of the church. It’s easier to re-boot the church with the existing less-actives who once bought the scam than it is to knock doors and find new guinea pigs to put feed ($$$) in the trough.
I think you’ll all agree – there was absolutely NOTHING HISTORIC about this hyped-up event.
Holland looked and sounded just like the prima donna Dodo that he is.
Perry had nothing new to offer. His crooked smile is getting worse.
Nelson was into himself and the staged interview he conducted.
Anderson was the junior apostle, the weakling that speaks with a 3rd grader vocabulary.
Packer was on death row rambling incoherently.
Monson’s brain cells are decaying at hyper-speed. His faith sermon had zero inspiration. Just a corporate diehard reading some prepared monolog.
And the closing song, “Called to Serve” was the most boring rendition/arrangement on the planet. That was the low point of the entire evening – and it was the closing musical number.
The whole event was a snoozer. This was nothing more than trial and error on parade, the re-hashing of uninspired fake apostles representing a totally flawed religion.
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Edit: I want to second Anagrammy who said, "This grand announcement is in response to the Great Mormon Apocalypse that Tom Phillips and Oncoming Storm bc have been talking about." I will agree. LDS INC. is in a full panic. How in the world do they think that missionaries on computers lurking all over the internet is not going to take them to sites that spell nuclear implosion to TSCC?
Anagrammy, again you rock. You're so perceptive and spot on!
Edited 8 time(s). Last edit at 06/24/2013 11:03PM by jiminycricket.