From an unknown, unconfirmed, and unreliable source...It will be announced today our very own Steve Benson met with an 18 year old missionary from Topeka, Kansas and was so impressed and inspired. He finally realized that all of those people who have wrote him over the years and claimed to have spoken with his grandfather were correct. The church is true.

And we'll also be told that Boyd K Whacker has actually been dead for two years and they've been propping him up like Weekend at Bernies. Steve will be sustained as an apostle and we'll all see the light and in unison, march down to the nearest chapel with toilet brush in hand.

pigsinzen ...

You're a bad, bad boy. LOL!

Just relaying what the little birdie told me.

HI Senoritalamanita and pigsinzen, you made me smile.

I've been to Topeka. I didn't see hide nor hair of a mishie

The MTC or Missionary Training Center's new name shall known upon the records of the church as "Mission Impossible."

The cult is running low on funds so each ward will have an official sponsor. The ward in my area will now be called the Corona Ward brought to you by Corona Light.

Cricket ... lol, that's a good one. Mission Impossible!

. . . and became an atheist.

Not in Kansas anymore! Oh, no Dorothy.

Just click your ruby heels together and you will soon be home.