Bored, nobody is willing to go to "Eggs in the City" to get breakfast with me, so i think i will go check out this new historic announcement. Of course, if i go ill be wearing jeans, t-shirt, and bring a nice smelly cup of coffee.

Isn't "the announcement happening" in the evening - not at church?

Oh what, k i'm glad you said that, screw it then.

For good measure, stick a cigarette behind your ear.

(It starts at 6 E.T. or 3 P.S.T.)

And if your a tall 6'2" slender men, wear tight pants and strap a 9" dildo down one pant leg to make the folks go bizerk. Just stand by one of the exit doors and hold it open for everyone as they come in and out. Wear sunglasses so you can watch their reaction without them seeing you making eye contact with them. Smile too!

You'll also find out who the closeted gay men are - especially, when they keep going in and out, in and out, in and out . . .

Oh God! Well, i actually dont need a dildo for that =). Just kidding.

Eh, I wouldn't be too flippant about it (even if I visited church today I would try to fit in enough to show respect for their customs, though I wouldn't shave my faux-manchu beard). I guess I would wear a button-up and slacks and nice shoes though the tie is debatable. I think a non-practicing (technical) member should only suit up enough to show their passing interest.



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Go eat breakfast by yourself! Sit at the counter/bar if they have one. You'll meet all kinds of interesting people.

Yah, exactly. I'm not sure why you're afraid to meet people outside of the church.

Eggs in the City has a great setup for dining alone....either one of the small tables for two...me and my paper...or the counter with stools, facing out the window. I love dining alone, but not everyone does.