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Posted by: pewsitter ( )
Date: June 06, 2013 12:45PM

In city far far way G Man (Garment Man) and his side kick Peter P (Peter Priesthood) are reviewing the status for Hone Teaching when G Man realizes the evil wizard Wizman has a plan to destroy the SHIELD OF TRUTH from the members.


G Man says to Peter P - Quick we must go to the Stake Center and reprogram the Shield of Truth so the local members do not learn the real truth and leave the flock. Hurry Peter P.

We see G man and Peter P peddling their missionary approved bikes towards the stake center when suddenly a non member cop is flashing his red lights and siren at them. Peter P says to G Man, "Holy Kabam G Man. A follower of Wizman is upon us.

We see the pair of hero's in a car parking lot stopped with the cop walking towards them. The cop approaches the pair knocking his hand 3 times with his billy club. G Man says "What is wanted"?

The Cop says "why are you wearing a green apron?" Where upon G Man answers, "it is sign of my power and Phood".

The Cop then ask Peter P why are wearing Olive Oil flavored cooking Spray on a rope around your waist?

Peter P responds "This is no ordinary can of Olive Oil flavored cooking spray but magical olive oil that can control peoples beliefs and their wallets".

The Cop speaks into his microphone and asks dispatch to please send a van to pick up two more kooks.

In our next exciting episode - will G Man & Peter P flee the police office or will G Man use his mythical magical powers to convince the cop to clean the toilets at the Stake Center? Will Wizman continue his secret plan stop Home Teaching? Will G Man and Peter P sell their TOKENS for money?

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of G Man and Peter P as their fight Wizman from destroying the SHIELD OF TRUTH.

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