This morning while exercising I was listing to Pandora. I have no classical, easy listening, religious, gospel or anything remotely like this song in the stations, seeds and likes in my Pandora account.

After an Industrial song played up pops this song.

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/paulcardall8/Redeemer

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/paulcardall8

Surprised the heck out of me. I realized The Holy Ghost was speaking to me through Pandora's Box. Actually a good place to keep him. Well, I tried to slough it off and toyed with the idea of disliking this song. It did make me wax nostalgic. Just as I was enjoying this song it finished and AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" started. I had my sign!

So that is that. This coming Sunday I'm going back to my "Redeemer" to avoid "Hell."





Just kidding. I liked "Highway" but I didn't dislike "Redeemer."

I'm a fence sitting spirit with my ticket to The Telestial Kingom's concerts in my head.

Rock on!

I saw Jesus on my toast. I had a break down moment. I slapped butter all over his face, because I am bitter according to certain members of my family.

Hell to me would be to forever be in the presences of lds folks. Give me a mop and a rag to clean their toilets.

I love Mormonism for one thing...if the Telestial Kingdom is so good you'd kill yourself to get there why would I bother with the temple like Celestial Kingdom, no thanks! Can you imagine the concerts, food, non-spirit-producing sex, fun, and happiness that will abound in the Telestial Kingdom! "I'm on a Highway to the Telestial Kingdom!"

Except, didn't you know about the Smoothies? There'll be no sex for you! Of course JS who was obsessed with oiling his dipstick would think to deny you that!

What are the smoothies? Don't destroy my Telestial dream...

there's no there there.

According to lds doctrine - the only sex allowed in heaven will be the Mormon dudes in the top kingdom humping their many wives to produce spirit children for their worlds without end. What a gift to lds women - forever pg. That is something to look forward to.

I was masturbating infront of my computer some years ago. I was watching some MILF-porn. After I was done I went out in the garden to let some fresh air blow away my guilt (I always felt guilt over my sexuality). Out of nowhere two mature women walked up to the gate and contacted me. I walked down to them and started a conversation. They rambled - without a pause - about many spritual things but I sensed they were Christians.

It was like they were high on drugs (Imagine female version of Kai The Homeless Hitchhiker x 2), they handed me a paper - a copy of a naivistic painting portraiting a girl holding a bouquet of flowers - and left without saying a word.On the painting it stood: The promiser keeps his promises.

I remember I stood there with a spinning head - WTF was that!!!???

Back then I must admit that I thought it was a sign.



Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 05/28/2013 12:28PM by volrammos.

haha! yeah, no sexytime in the telestial kingdom - Joe got that from his beloved freemasonry - has something to do with the god, Osiris, not getting his "member" after ressurection. funnily enough tho, Joe didn't replicate Osiris' image correctly in the book of abraham...

All those pagan gods of fertility and virility will go to Joe's Telestial Kingdom while he reserves to right to be one of the most virile gods of the universe.

Joseph Smith Jr. - The Original Heman!