They're honoring Mel Brooks tonight. Young Frankenstein was on the other night. Couldn't leave the room because each scene "is a classic".

So what are some of your favorite lines?

"It's FrankenstEEn"

What huge knockers!

Hump? What hump?

Walk this way. No, no, this way.

"You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban!"

"What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"

"you have to remember that a worm... with very few exceptions... is not a human being. "

"Elevate me."

"Here, now?"

"Yes, yes, raise the platform!"

"Where are you going? I was going to make espresso!"

"He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker."

Hahahahahahaha! Yes!

Inga: Werewolf!
Dr. Frankenstein: Werewolf?
Igor: There.
Dr. Frankenstein: What?
Igor: There, wolf. There, castle.
Dr. Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?
Igor: I thought you wanted to.
Dr. Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.
Igor: [shrugs] Suit yourself. I'm easy.

Thanks, Wikiquotes for the wording! :)

This is one of my favorites.

"Put zee candle back!"

Ah dunno... could be worse... could be raining.

Oh sweet mystery of life, at last I found you!

Werewolf. Werewolf? There wolf. There castle.

He wass... my boyfriend!


One of the funniest movies I've ever seen, along with Victor/Victoria, Blazing Saddles and Animal House. None of them are exactly Mormon-approved, but fuck that, I'm not a Mormon.

I ain't got no body, and nobody cares for me. Yakka tak ta a yakka tak ta ha!

"-give, give him a sedagive!"

Damn your eyes!
Too late!

As I go through life, I frequently come across people I think are Abby Normal.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?

Igor: [pause, then] No.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?

Igor: Then you won't be angry?

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.

Igor: Abby someone.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?

Igor: Abby... Normal.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?

Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? [grabs Igor and starts throttling him]

"Rolling in ze hay"

"Nice grouping!"

"What else can we throw down the well?"

"Stay close to the candles, the stairs can be treacherous."

I'm going to have to watch this soon. It's been too long!

Following in his grandfather's footsteps. Footsteps, footsteps!

"Pu-hih on huh rih!!!!"

"Oh, you men are all alike! Seven or eight quick ones and you're off with the boys, to boast and brag! You better keep your mouth SHUT!... Oh, I think I love him!"

Oh sweet mystery of life at last I've found thee!

Student: "Isn't it true that Darwin once preserved a piece of vermicelli in a glass case until, one day, by some miracle, it started to move on it's own?"

Victor: "Are we speaking of the WORM or the SPAGHETTI?


Helga: "Doctor, is there something wrong? You haven't even touched your food!"

Victor (manhandles dinner): "There! I've touched it! Are you happy?"


"Let's go to my house fer a little vine und some sponge cake und..." (pulls off fake arm) "Und shit! To the lumberyard! (points with arm)"

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor. [He pronounces it ee-gor]

Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."

Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?

"Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys!"



Elizabeth: Taffeta, darling.

Dr. Frankenstein: Taffeta, sweetheart.

Elizabeth: No, the dress is taffeta.

It wrinkles so easily.

Puttin' on the Ritz.

"And a separate basket for poo poo undies".

Zipperneck

Frau BLUCHER!!

::::::::horses neighing:::::::::::::

Um... no tongues.

SEDAGIVE?!?!?!?