Posted by:
tig
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Date: May 14, 2013 08:02AM
I got to thinking today that many times when Mormons say something it isn't the same thing that the rest of the world means, so I thought I would come up with some helps for everyone else. On the left is the word they use, on the right is what they mean...feel free to add:
Modesty-What you wear
Virtue-Virginity
Know-Believe
Morality-Obedience
Porn-Anytime you see someone's shoulders or tummy
Addiction-Something bad you do at least once a year
Hot Drinks-Tea and Coffee regardless of temperature
Wine-grape juice
Ward-church building or congregation
Sacrifice-tithing to LDS church
Well Endowed-someone who attends the temple frequently
Service-public relations
Spokesman-plausible deny-ability
Marriage-homophobia
Petting-foreplay
Intimacy-sex
Calling-assigned volunteer job
Invite you-tell you
translate-make up or invent
helpmeet-obedient servant
equal-not equal
Fetch-fuck
Flip-fuck
heck-hell
darn-damn
prophet-profit
revelator-infallible prophet, until he dies, then speaking as a man
Feel free to add.