Posted by:
cludgie
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Date: May 06, 2013 03:04PM
Good one! I mean, we SHOULD yell it out when we're really pissed. And just like some people will do the whole, "Augh! God. Bless. AMERICA!!" thing when they bang their thumb, one could do a graduated approach to the CoJCoLDS when we bang our thumbs or heads, depending on severity of the pain. An insignificant but annoying accident could get you, "The Church!" But if you tear open your scalp like I did recently, and it's very painful and bleeding badly, you could really let it rip with, "The.CHURCH. of. JEEEEsus Ch-RIST! of. Latter-day. SAINTS!"
Call it the Quebecois version of Mormon swearing. For thos familiar with it, Canadian French swearing is all about the Roman Cathlic church. Yelling, "Tabernak!!" ("Tabernacle!") is close to as bad as you can get. You really want to send it home, yell out, "Saint Ciboir de Tabernacle!!!" ("Holy ciborium of the tabernacle!!").
Going further with this thought, if you read Mark Twain's article, "110 Tin Whistles" (from Roughing IT) about Brigham Young, Twain had a lot of faux Mormon swearing in there, like, "By the slaughtered body of St. Parley Pratt (whom God assail!)..."
link:
http://www.online-literature.com/twain/roughing-it/16/