Me,

I am a single male, 35, living in northwest Florida. One kid.

single male, 34. Orem, Ut

Married. 31. Seattle.

married, female, 38, Portland, Oregon area

48 yr old male. northern UT. Married to TBM wife. One atheist teenage daughter.

I am a single 39 yo woman

actually, I need to revise this. I do have a bf. Did I mention how freaking hot he is? I think I did in another thread. I also wish I had big tits spaghetti, I'm super jealous

Don't be envious. When you get old the big tits end up at your waist and are VERY annoying there! Enjoy your perky tits.

Married male, 68 years, two adult children.

Female, single, 45, kid-free, happy, slightly insane and a bit bitchy. Big tits.

;-)

and the whole sexist/misogynist-calling and unfriending thing. Wow! Did not see this coming.



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Of course you didn't see it coming. You don't understand me.

Married, Male, 68, Salem, Oregon.

I want to date you all! :)

lol we could. He is seriously hot. He is taking an English class now and his teacher has the hots for him. She asks him for sex every day. I hate her but I do trust him. He is super hot though I'm not kidding. I am lucky to even be in his presence.

he was featured in Nat Geo because he's a pro climber. I'm not kidding. I don't deserve him he is so amazingly hot. I would post his name and show you his abs but he likes to remain private

lol yup

Older than you. ;-)

Oh, and two-time loser in the marriage thing.

25 Married Male, Bay Area CA

Who are the Danites, and why would they be trying to look up who we are?

28, married, AZ, brand new baby! (Big reason I left- didn't want to raise my baby to be racist/homophobic/closed-minded)

I didn't want to inflict it on my son.

Male 59
0 for 1 in marriage..the morg won
Utard

Female, 58 in central eastern PA. Divorced, 4 grown kids.

Male, 34, almost divorced, and not really all that hot, more warmish haha

Male, 46, single, central Florida, one 10 year old atheist son. Danites can kiss my ass.



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Female, 43, divorced, 2 kids, Arizona morridor.

married
41
south florida
3 children

Single female, no kids, 50's, mid-Atlantic.

Married
28
Upland, CA
2 boys
Definitely a candidate for the telestial kingdom.

23, single, live with parents, minimum wage, failing my way through college, in Salt Lake.



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33
Female
Married
4 kids
Live in SE Idaho

Female, 43, single, no kids, redhead, wish I had big tits like spaghetti oh

lol

I also wish I had spaghetti oh's big tits, but probably not in the same way you do.

30, female.
Married for 1yr and 51wks
Four kids
Small boobs but I weigh about 113lbs

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> 30, female.
> Married for 1yr and 51wks
> Four kids
> Small boobs but I weigh about 113lbs


Forgot to say I live in Texas

Just turned 44, married to sithlord, 5 sons, Portland, OR area.

Female, 51, married, one daughter, S. Utah Co.

both of you forgot to say how large your boobs are. We need to know.

23, female, married, redhead, no kids, in St. George.

I don't have big tits, but I have an ass that has had its share of comments ;)

lol the only reason my bf stays with me is because of my big, huge fabulous ass. He has said that to my face actually.

40, all male, married 3 kids, DC area, hot wife who is of polygamist stock and licked my cupcake in '96

Tits= 48AA

thanks for complying lol I am so turned on right now

88 from Brigham city. Acting president of the quorum of the twelve apostles. I am so freaking hot, seriously.

we are probably related

Single 38DD blonde scottsdale az..love my pit bulls!

Do they bite?

LOL...Pit Bulls don't bite!,,,and yes I am talking dogs..not boobs, silly :)

47, female, married, one daughter, SE PA. . . and big tits

lol this is the best thread ever. But we really need to hear dick size now. It's been proven that many of the exmo women here have huge tits. Let's talk about the men now.

I like the way you think!

6" flaccid, 7" erect (which isn't as often as it used to be)

Slightly above average.

Female, Utah County, 29, divorced-now in a committed, never getting married LTR.

I have known many mormon men that were complete dicks :)

59 male, married, Idaho
average male member, but I'm still pretty hot according to the women

prove it!

Well within the national average of 2" - 9" erect

Somewhere between 57-59 yr. old male
Somewhere between divorced and not looking to get married again
Somewhere between 6-8 children of varying sexes
Somewhere between Provo and Lindon

Small knockers, small Johnson
(Line up ladies!)

35, male, single, Salt Lake, actively looking for a job in Seattle so I can get the f$@k outta Utard.

39 single female, no kids, indiana

OLD....widow.....grandma....S CA
Resigned at 60
Yoga keeps me moving

Reading here keeps me sane
KJ/AnonyMs

female, 34, married, 3 kids, WA



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Hit 60 a while back...feel 45. Teach. Have convert daughter. She joined when ex and I divorced. Feel sure they promised her "Mormons don't divorce" and we all know that ain't true.

27 year old female, married, 3 little boys, South Jordan UT

34B tits, but crazy perky, especially after having three kids. I've had compliments ;).

almost 64 female
south salt lake county
4 kids, 14 grandkids (all still devout members, sadly)
living in sin with my fiance of 3 years
2 years till I retire and I am counting the days!

Married female, age 49, one adult stepson, living in Northern CA.

I live in Kennewick, WA. Happily divorced because of the Morginazation, I'm a nevermo that married a Mo.

45 and have three kids I don't get to see much.

btw - Grew up in the FL panhandle Ft Walton Bch / Panama City.

married

55

one step child

southern calif

7"

Married. 39. 4 kids. Austin. Big.... smile.

Married, 56, 2 kids, Salt Lake City, Iron rod.

California
Almost 58
Divorced
Two daughters one son, all grown and living on their own
I'm in a domestic relationship with Gary, my cat.

Female, 30. Husband disbelieves. Mid West. Aren't there any other Midwesterners on here?

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> Female, 30. Husband disbelieves. Mid West.
> Aren't there any other Midwesterners on here?
Indiana... 39 yo female

...is Kansas midwest? Just holed-up, waiting for the STHTF...trading whiskey and guns with the Indians..........I mean Lamanites.

Female, 23, Northern CA, married to exmo

35 female northern California
Single but have bf
Big tits - big ass, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ;-)
I'm impressed you guys got the men to divulge their peeny sizes!

52 married, 3 kiddos,

TBM daughter, married no kids,

Boy-OUT,

Boy-semi out. He can take it or leave it.

Wife, Non committal, Mostly out.

Midvale, UT

Bigger then most. (Tits not ?)

Female,age 53. Widow. Indiana. 5 kids, 2 still teens,at home.
None of the kids are still in the church...Technically, they left before I did.

Danite, male, 59 Tx. We have ways of finding who you are. Call your bishop now to avoid our wrath.

...this is a great platform for creating an ex-LDS dating service. Instead of "Christian Mingle", we could call it "Mormon Mangle"................yes?

53 (ouch), married to a JackMo. Florida beach chick. Resigned with all 5 of my kids in 2007. Children range in age from 9 to 22 - several adopted, some special needs.

Boobs-wise, my amazing HS cheerleader ta-tas now need a whole lotta hardware to hold them up so I can still present that tanned, cleavaged, sexy look. These days, it's all about *camaflouge* when old ladies like me sun bathe. (ouch again).

;o)

Male, Married, 30, SLC