City officials said it will be bigger than anything Provo currently has to offer. Bigger than BYU? I'm betting it's a New Jerusalem Shopping Center, since they can't have Jackson County, Missouri. What do you think it will be?

A newer and improved MTC?

My Jack-Mo uncle ran the bowling alley in Provo for many years...

He smoked real cigarettes...

No. Apple beer is one of Gods finest creations.

Maybe they are going to hire professors who THINK FOR THEMSELVES. That would be big news, but now going to happen.



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The Lards high end strip mall, that's gotta be it!

Maybe they are going to announce they have found proof that Brigham Young ordered the Mountain Meadows Massacre and they are going to rename BYU after some Mormon more worthy. BTW, who would that be?

Katherine Heigl University possibly?

lol the Julianne Hough Academy of LDS dance

Can you imagine? Men would outnumber women at BYU at an even higher rate than they do now. And Mormons would be known for their high number of dance trained bishops and stake presidents.

if they learned how to dance and then resigned, that would be worth it!

My wife is distantly related to her.

name it after Juanita Brooks.

A distillery

A sex toy pyramid scheme. The people at the bottom get fucked in two senses of the word.

A Victoria's Sacred Super-center

or

That Provo will host Fox's new hit show for next season: "Lap Dancing with the GA's"

If they want to make an announcement, then just MAKE it already. Don't fuel speculation and hype.

I bet that whatever it is, it won't be that big of a deal.

They're going to do away with "fry sauce"?

that would kill many people. How dare you! :)

Yeah, their big announcement is going to be that there will be a big announcement later. They want to build up anticipation, and take time to think of something (since there are no revelations forthcoming.)

I'm still very suspicious about their tabernacle burning down, just at the right moment, just as its upkeep was becoming a financial burden. I agree, it will be an announcement by Thomas Monson that LDS, Inc will build a "Provo City Creek Mall/mini Temple Square" and that Nordstrom's will return! They will dig up half of downtown Provo to accomplish this. It will cost 2 million dollars, and the money won't be from tithes.

http://www.heraldextra.com/news/local/central/provo/info-on-provo-s-epic-announcement/article_7379187a-a70e-11e2-813e-0019bb2963f4.html
I guess we can find it here at 1:40 today.

As many of you have read. I work as a psychic. I am going to use my psychic powers right now and tell you that this is def not an announcement that Provo is opening a new homeless shelter and facility for battered women.

My son predicts that Provo is getting Google Fiber.


https://fiber.google.com/about/

A member of his mom's family, who is involved in Provo city politics (and running soon for city council), was posting about G fiber on FB yesterday.



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Yeah, they can get their online porn addictions . . . faster!

I read somewhere that Utah consumes more porn on average than other states.

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> I read somewhere that Utah consumes more porn on
> average than other states.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705288350/Utah-No-1-in-online-porn-subscriptions-report-says.html?pg=all

http://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=pornography&geo=US&cmpt=q

(It's just the term being searched, but still...)

I heard Provo is the number one state, and Saudi Arabia the number one country. Funny how the religiously uptight places, where women are made to cover up, are the same places that can't get enough porn. It's almost as if God was an idiot who didn't understand how human impulses worked.

They're getting a minor league arena football team, called the Provo Polygamist.

Since I left the "BY" (as my dad used to call it) back in 1972, I haven't thought about Provo a whole lot.

Nor do I care a whole lot.

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I'll tell you, but first I need to find my hat and that really cool rock I dug up...