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Date: April 16, 2013 10:07PM
One day, the Mormon Prophet, the Catholic Pope, and a famous television evangelist were out fishing together. A storm arose, somehow the boat capsized, and they all drowned. Upon their arrival at the gates of heaven, St. Peter said “oh… we weren’t expecting the three of you so soon. We don’t have your eternal homes here prepared yet. Can the three of you wait just three days in hell while we prepare your new eternal homes? It’ll only take three days”. All three of them agreed. The next day, Satan showed up at the gates of heaven saying “you’ve got to get these three guys out of here”. “This evangelist” said Satan “is preaching. We can’t have any preaching in hell. And the Pope, he’s baptizing people. We can’t have any baptisms in hell either”. St Peter said “yes, I can see your predicament. By the way, what’s the Mormon Prophet doing that you need him out so soon?”. Satan replied “he’s raised enough money to air condition the whole place”.