Posted by:
heretic
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Date: April 16, 2013 05:51PM
Just had a conversation with a woman business owner I met about a month ago.
She and her husband are mormons, but both have been inactive for many years.
It seems the ward, they live in, got the idea they might be good candidates for reactivation.
A couple men, from the ward, paid them a visit and she answered the door.
Them: "I'm brother _____ and he's brother _____. We were wondering if Brother (her husband) was home?"
Her: "What is it you want him for?"
Them: "Well, we'd really prefer to talk to brother (her husband), is he home."
Her: "Look, I'm his wife. Tell me what it is you want and we'll go from there."
Them: "Well, we wanted to invite you and your husband to attend church, etc."
Her: "We have absolutely zero interest in attending your church and we'd prefer not to be bothered again."
Them: (As they look around her, probably hoping to see her husband) "Is there someone here that can make a more informed decision?"
Her: (On the verge of blowing a gasket) "Look Bucko, I'm the boss in our family and make the decisions.
And if you don't leave I'm going to start using some colorful language to better make my point."
They left.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2013 05:53PM by heretic.