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the prayer at sacrament meeting will be changed to this, courtesty of gizoogle:
O God, tha Eternal Father, we be askin thee up in tha name of thy Son, Jizzy Christ, ta bless n' sanctify dis bread ta tha soulz of all dem whoz ass partake of it; dat they may smoke up in remembrizzle of tha body of thy Son, n' witnizz unto thee, O God, tha Eternal Father, dat they be willin ta take upon dem tha name of thy Son, n' always remember him, n' keep his commandments which dat schmoooove muthafucka be given them, dat they may always have his Spirit ta be wit em fo' realz. Amen
"O God, tha Eternal Father, we be askin thee, up in tha name of thy Son, Jizzy Christ, ta bless n' sanctify dis [water] ta tha soulz of all dem whoz ass drank of it, dat they may do it up in remembrizzle of tha blood of thy Son, which be shed fo' them; dat they may witnizz unto thee, O God, tha Eternal Father, dat they be always rememberin him, dat they may have his Spirit ta be wit em fo' realz. Amen." (Book of Moroni 5:2, Doctrine n' Covenants 20:79).
Feel free to print this out on cards, and exchange it with the ones used now by the pimply faced blessers.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/12/2013 04:39PM by deco.
O God, tha Eternal Father, we be askin thee up in tha name of thy Son, Jizzy Christ, ta bless n' sanctify dis bread ta tha soulz of all dem whoz ass partake of it; dat they may smoke up in remembrizzle of tha body of thy Son, n' witnizz unto thee, O God, tha Eternal Father, dat they be willin ta take upon dem tha name of thy Son, n' always remember him, n' keep his commandments which dat schmoooove muthafucka be given them, dat they may always have his Spirit ta be wit em fo' realz. Amen
"O God, tha Eternal Father, we be askin thee, up in tha name of thy Son, Jizzy Christ, ta bless n' sanctify dis [water] ta tha soulz of all dem whoz ass drank of it, dat they may do it up in remembrizzle of tha blood of thy Son, which be shed fo' them; dat they may witnizz unto thee, O God, tha Eternal Father, dat they be always rememberin him, dat they may have his Spirit ta be wit em fo' realz. Amen." (Book of Moroni 5:2, Doctrine n' Covenants 20:79).
Feel free to print this out on cards, and exchange it with the ones used now by the pimply faced blessers.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/12/2013 04:39PM by deco.
"Our thugged-out asses promise ta always remember tha Savior. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Da emblemz of His sacrifice help our asses appreciate tha magnitude of tha price Dude paid ta break tha bandz of dirtnap, ta offer our asses mercy, n' ta provide forgiveness of all our sins if we chizzle ta repent.
Our thugged-out asses promise ta keep His commandments, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Readin tha scriptures n' tha lyrics of tha livin prophets n' listenin ta inspired speakers up in our sacrament meetings remind our assez of our covenants ta do so. Da Holy Pimp brangs ta our mindz n' hearts tha commandments we most need ta keep dat day."
-Prezzy Henry B Eyering
Our thugged-out asses promise ta keep His commandments, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Readin tha scriptures n' tha lyrics of tha livin prophets n' listenin ta inspired speakers up in our sacrament meetings remind our assez of our covenants ta do so. Da Holy Pimp brangs ta our mindz n' hearts tha commandments we most need ta keep dat day."
-Prezzy Henry B Eyering