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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 08:05AM


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Posted by: rhgc ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 08:22AM

Simple. Appear to the prophet (who would....) and say it is time to retire. Might even give him a golden parachute. Actually, Jesus should appear and tell him the game's up and the prophet should tell the people TSCC is a fraud, confess his own wrongs and resign and then help the members out of TSCC.

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Posted by: Odell Campbell ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 08:58AM

Mormons believe that their prophet serves until death; that death is god's way of releasing, laying off, the prophet.

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 09:02AM

...those apostles in the line of succession who die before making it to president must not have been worthy in God's eyes.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 12:15PM

Jesus takes them to His bosom to prevent their Prophethood?

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 09:03AM


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Posted by: druid ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 10:01AM

He waits...Jesus is good at that...until the prof is on a little day excursion to the Great Salt lake ( antelope island ) and the great salt lake monster ( a giant brine shrimp ) eats him. Hey it wouldn't be the first time.

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Posted by: Demon of Kolob ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 06:01PM

A comma

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Posted by: mushinja ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 07:56PM

Demon of Kolob Wrote:
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> A comma


, ?? ;-)

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Posted by: Demon of Kolob ( )
Date: January 25, 2013 03:41AM

coma

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Posted by: twojedis ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 06:01PM

Death

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Posted by: paintinginthewin ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 06:40PM

Technologically privately out himself, revealing either a commandment that he is to step down 'retire' immediately based on NEW prophetic inspiration he's announcing- and retire while still alive,

OR technologically privately out the church, revealing his statement redirecting church doctrine programming or the essential origin of the church which 'went astray.'

both would be individually initiated- not through the whole quorum of the twelve. It would have to be privately done, initiated, and sent by the prophet. Private individual means of escape while still alive, could include to get this information out without security, other quorum members, his secretary refusing to allow him to make his own statement, or say anything they do not write or condone themselves include the following:

-Could use his cell phone to record a Utube and put it out on a free utube video.

-could use twitter

-could use facebook typing and video

-could use security camera at a bank, school hallway, in front of a police car, at a seven eleven to attempt to get a public announcement recorded off church premises

-could enlist a very very young family member to hack out of the security computer server system limiting his net access to launch any statements or videos or pdf files or word documents

-could use skype to broadcast in a conference call

-could use a webcam installed on his new laptop to make his own video (his aides may think he's talking to himself.)

He is presently disempowered in that He can't use office staff, his own building staff, his drivers, his own security- they all have a vested interest in keeping up the facade until he dies, even if they have to lock him inside his apartment with a home health care nurse so he won't complain to non church staff at a public convalescent facility- everyone around him but him owes their jobs their salary to him dying with his secrets and keeping the church facade. Its horrible he's a captive now even if hes become self aware and wanted out. His access to the internet and current technology may be limited and screened by corporate church staff.
even having a "typist" disempowers the prophet from chosing his own message sent, selecting and sending a specific file worded with graphics the way he generates it. Certainly having a secretary, a speech writer, security, a driver, a nurse all employed by the church corporation- disempower him tremendously. It may have been years since an authentic individually speaking prophetic utterance has existed via the church corporate building.

To empower the prophet, I say send him an internet ready book reader call it an ipad give him a gift account so he can use it outside the corporate control.

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 07:39PM

Laying off Tommy would save tons of money. The cost and maintenance of the Monsonmobile add up to millions (including staff drivers).

Supposedly Jesus is running the organization. But he's running it like a slumlord who never comes around. If I were God I would force Jesus to live as a humble back pew Mormon. Like Joe Pesci was forced to live in his own tenement building in "The Super."

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Posted by: blueorchid ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 07:43PM

Why not just give him a bucket to kick? ...or call him home, as they say. He is God. He's not going to jail for murder. If that were the case he would be doing time for eternity. And there is no way he would get off early for good behavior--not after that flood thing anyway.

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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 10:34PM

Bucket to kick. That's the answer!

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 10:26PM

The Profit's ass would get smited, would it not?

Ron Burr

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Posted by: JESUS ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 10:26PM


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Posted by: buddyjoe ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 10:33PM

Aehm….
What is the difference?
A Profit is a profit because he said so. He is the Profit.
If Jesus didn’t came to the Stake meeting to tell you that he hired brother Manson as a profit why should he than fire him in public.
The entire deal is just and simple based on personal claims.

So I have a different question.
Why is Sister Miller not the Profit? She could claim so the same way than Mr. Manson does.

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Posted by: buddyjoe ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 10:35PM

And:
I would let the brothers and sisters pray who should be next profit based on the Members list.
Well - in this case you are out because you retired out of the faith.
But it would be very interesting what person would be profit based on the belly answers fromn all members.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/24/2013 10:36PM by buddyjoe.

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Posted by: flanders ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 10:50PM

JC to Monson:

"Sorry, Tom Ol'boy, we're gonna have to let you go. You just

haven't lived up to the job description, Prophet, Seer, and

Revelator...you've prophesied zilch-o, seen nada, and revealed

bupkis. Please leave the keys to the A8 on your desk before you

leave the building."

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Posted by: buddyjoe ( )
Date: January 24, 2013 10:53PM

Who has a Job for a former profit?
On the stock marked as predictor?
Or by GMA weather chanel?

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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: January 25, 2013 02:27AM

Boom boom, out go da lights!

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Posted by: lucky ( )
Date: January 25, 2013 05:01AM

He would have him die, just the same as every MORmON prophet has been retired because of their corruption!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 25, 2013 09:32AM

Just saying.

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Posted by: tig ( )
Date: January 25, 2013 09:55AM

He'd have the FBI arrest him for child porn.

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Posted by: Makurosu ( )
Date: January 25, 2013 10:08AM

Corporate buyout of the Mormon church by the Vatican.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 25, 2013 02:20PM

Makurosu Wrote:
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> Corporate buyout of the Mormon church by the
> Vatican.

The Great Whore buys The One True Church.

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