On the first day of Smithmas an Angel gave to me: A Vision of a Pear Tree
On the second day of Smithmas an Angel gave to me: 2 Peeping Stones and a Vision of a Pear Tree
On the third day of Smithmas an Angel gave to me: 3 French Wives 2 Peeping Stones and a Vision of a Pear Tree
On the fourth day of Smithmas an Angel gave to me: 4 Call Girls 3 French Wives 2 Peeping Stones and a Vision of a Pear Tree
On the fifth day of Smithmas an Angel gave to me: 5 Gold Colored Plates 4 Call Girls 3 French Wives 2 Peeping Stones and a Vision of a Pear Tree
On the sixth day of Smithmas an Angel gave to me: 6 Gals for Laying 5 Gold Colored Plates 4 Call Girls 3 French Wives 2 Peeping Stones and a Vision of a Pear Tree
On the seventh day of Smithmas an Angel gave to me: 7 Teens a Waiting 6 Gals for Laying 5 Gold Colored Plates 4 Call Girls 3 French Wives 2 Peeping Stones and a Vision of a Pear Tree
On the eighth day of Smithmas an Angel gave to me: 8 Maids a Moaning 7 Teens a Waiting 6 Gals for Laying 5 Gold Colored Plates 4 Call Girls 3 French Wives 2 Peeping Stones and a Vision of a Pear Tree
On the ninth day of Smithmas an Angel gave to me: 9 Ladies Dancing 8 Maids a Moaning 7 Teens a Waiting 6 Gals for Laying 5 Gold Colored Plates 4 Call Girls 3 French Wives 2 Peeping Stones and a Vision of a Pear Tree
On the tenth day of Smithmas an Angel gave to me: 10 Lasses Leaping 9 Ladies Dancing 8 Maids a Moaning 7 Teens a Waiting 6 Gals for Laying 5 Gold Colored Plates 4 Call Girls 3 French Wives 2 Peeping Stones and a Vision of a Pear Tree
On the eleventh day of Smithmas an Angel gave to me: 11 Strippers Stripping 10 Lasses Leaping 9 Ladies Dancing 8 Maids a Moaning 7 Teens a Waiting 6 Gals for Laying 5 Gold Colored Plates 4 Call Girls 3 French Wives 2 Peeping Stones and a Vision of a Pear Tree
On the twelfth day of Smithmas an Angel gave to me: 12 Missies Mooning 11 Strippers Stripping 10 Lasses Leaping 9 Ladies Dancing 8 Maids a Moaning 7 Teens a Waiting 6 Gals for Laying 5 Gold Colored Plates 4 Call Girls 3 French Wives 2 Peeping Stones and a Vision of a Pear Tree
On the first day of Smithmas Joseph gave to me: Some BS about a Pear Tree
On the second day of Smithmas Joseph gave to me: 2 Dirty G's and Some BS about a Pear Tree
On the third day of Smithmas Joseph gave to me: 3 STDs 2 Dirty G's and Some BS about a Pear Tree
On the fourth day of Smithmas Joseph gave to me: 4 Sister Wives 3 STDs 2 Dirty G's and Some BS about a Pear Tree
On the fifth day of Smithmas Joseph gave to me: 5 Fake Gold Rings 4 Sister Wives 3 STDs 2 Dirty G's and Some BS about a Pear Tree
On the sixth day of Smithmas Joseph gave to me: 6 Men a Smoking 5 Fake Gold Rings 4 Sister Wives 3 STDs 2 Dirty G's and Some BS about a Pear Tree
On the seventh day of Smithmas Joseph gave to me: 7 Deacons Drinking 6 Men a Smoking 5 Fake Gold Rings 4 Sister Wives 3 STDs 2 Dirty G's and Some BS about a Pear Tree
On the eighth day of Smithmas Joseph gave to me: 8 Bishops Swearing 7 Deacons Drinking 6 Men a Smoking 5 Fake Gold Rings 4 Sister Wives 3 STDs 2 Dirty G's and Some BS about a Pear Tree
On the ninth day of Smithmas Joseph gave to me: 9 Laymen Lying 8 Bishops Swearing 7 Deacons Drinking 6 Men a Smoking 5 Fake Gold Rings 4 Sister Wives 3 STDs 2 Dirty G's and Some BS about a Pear Tree
On the tenth day of Smithmas Joseph gave to me: 10 Counselors Conning 9 Laymen Lying 8 Bishops Swearing 7 Deacons Drinking 6 Men a Smoking 5 Fake Gold Rings 4 Sister Wives 3 STDs 2 Dirty G's and Some BS about a Pear Tree
On the eleventh day of Smithmas Joseph gave to me: 11 Scammers Scamming 10 Counselors Conning 9 Laymen Lying 8 Bishops Swearing 7 Deacons Drinking 6 Men a Smoking 5 Fake Gold Rings 4 Sister Wives 3 STDs 2 Dirty G's and Some BS about a Pear Tree
On the twelfth day of Smithmas Joseph gave to me: 12 Missionaries Masturbating 11 Scammers Scamming 10 Counselors Conning 9 Laymen Lying 8 Bishops Swearing 7 Deacons Drinking 6 Men a Smoking 5 Fake Gold Rings 4 Sister Wives 3 STDs 2 Dirty G's and Some BS about a Pear Tree
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joseph showed his year-round Smithmas spirit by always having his favorite gift on-hand and ready to give...to the ladies. Dudes were not spiritual enough to receive Joseph's very special gift. Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg sang about it in an SNL skit called "D&^k in a Box." They just didn't know that ol' ho Joe had the idea first.