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Posted by: thingsithink ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 12:33AM


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Posted by: not at this time ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 12:37AM

Are you going to "Hie me to Kolob" or is my finger going to take me there...

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Posted by: quiz ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 12:41AM

If they do, then were do they learn to talk dirty?

Yeah baby, hold onto that iron rod!

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Posted by: darth jesus ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 01:02AM

i know i did. but then again, i was darth jesus back then too.

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Posted by: biblebeltbetsy ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 01:07AM

There are some men out there who need a liahona to find their way around the female anatomy...

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Posted by: rationalguy ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 01:37AM

In my experience, no. I know how to talk dirty, but the two TBM wives I've had (consecutively, not concurrently) didn't like "crude talk" and found it off putting.

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Posted by: none yet ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 01:37AM

Breathlessly: Let me peek inside your garments!

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 02:27AM

garments 'make' sex only for pro-creation, especially for the 40s-50s-60s born TBMs.

(now) It's "I don't know that we teach that"; they even got one of their lower-echelon minions to Deny that there was 'actually' a Sex Drive!!! (I think I archived it, Ha Ha)

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Posted by: laurel ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 02:59AM

No they do not and they pretend it didn't happen.

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Posted by: moonbeam ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 03:35AM

Didn't like it then, don't like it now.

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 03:39AM

I avoided the uber TBM types. The Mormons I socialized with were like a transmission. They could shift into different modes. There was the serious church mode but they only shifted into that when necessary.

Some have some wild gears actually and when you shift into them, sometimes Mormons are more kinky than the average bear.

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Posted by: Jehovah ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 04:16AM

My Tbm girlfriend loved it. She was Tbm when we met, but that didn't last long. A month of dating, then sex, then months later she was a dirty talking nyphmo. Good memories.

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Posted by: checker of minor facts ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 05:48AM

I do. DW is still TBM. She does too. That's probably too much information. ;)

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Posted by: Art ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 06:05AM

My wife and I didn't talk dirty for 10 years. Then we left the cult and within a year the dirty talk was off the charts AND we fulfilled a few fantasies to boot.

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Posted by: jaredsotherbrother ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 07:18AM

Correlate me! Correlate me NOW you magnificent son of a Smith!

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Posted by: german lurker ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 07:38AM


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Posted by: twojedis ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 10:31AM

I never said any bad words until two months ago, with the exception of calling my son a jackass about 5 years ago. I actually told him to stop being a jackass.

Now I'm having fun shocking my husband, both in public and behind closed doors. I said "what the hell..." in the car yesterday and he jumped a little. Haha, look what he unleashed!

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 03:27PM

"what the hell"??

Wow! You have some "salty sailor mouth" there.

I remember being shocked as a kid to find that Brigham Young used "damn" and "hell" in his sermons. Later I found that these JOD sermons where I found the "d" and "h" words were the cleaned up versions. The originals musta been good.

That might have influenced my epiphany at age 13 that a series of sounds--a pattern of air waves--could not inherently be evil.

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Posted by: exdrymo ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 05:40PM

baura Wrote:
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> That might have influenced my epiphany at age 13
> that a series of sounds--a pattern of air
> waves--could not inherently be evil.


You must be too young to remember Yoko Ono. ;-)

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 10:39AM


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Posted by: jaredsotherbrother ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 02:07PM

Not to mention, Fetch me! Fetch me! Fetch me!

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Posted by: AngelCowgirl ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 11:06AM

In general, the 'real' TBMs don't and get very uncomfortable if you do. My hubby gets a disgusted look on his face if I ever say anything remotely -- as he terms it -- "crude".

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Posted by: Nluc ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 11:35AM

Take me to the temple!

Take me to the temple!

Take me to the temple!

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Posted by: DTA Fan ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 08:07PM

Dave,

Hmmm...I don't recall you saying that. ;-)

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Posted by: ozpoof ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 12:36PM

Bust my veil!

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Posted by: zimmy ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 12:38PM

i wish

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Posted by: howdy dudy ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 12:48PM

Annoint my loins!!! annoint my loins!!!!

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Posted by: exdrymo ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 04:09PM

Oh......
My................
HECK!!!!!!!!

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Posted by: GiGi ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 03:42PM

Didn't while we were active. We tried but it was very uncomfortable. Now that we've stopped going--oh yeah baby. The dirtier the better.

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Posted by: hard6 ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 08:25PM

Baby, sheath your sword of laban in my holy of holies...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/06/2012 08:26PM by hard6.

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Posted by: ambivalent exmo ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 09:56PM

ROFLMFAO! And we have a winner! Seriously though, I am so sorry that many of you have missed out on this! Dirty talk is the best.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/07/2012 12:32AM by ambivalent exmo.

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Posted by: popeyes ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 09:34PM

I was going to say something funny, but honestly I can not top "hard6".

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Posted by: diableavecargent ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 10:27PM

Baby, you're about to get nailed in the sure place

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Posted by: El Carne ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 10:45PM

"Let's pretend you just turned 18 and do it in the MISSIONARY POSITION!

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Posted by: sonoma ( )
Date: October 06, 2012 11:30PM

Him:
Hey Baby, Brother "Johnson" wants further Carnal Knowledge at the Veil.

Her:
EWWU! What is that?!

Him:
The first Token of the Erotic Priesthood, or Sure Sign You're gonna get Nailed!

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