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Date: December 17, 2010 04:12PM
http://www.mormonapologetics.org/topic/52562-jim-faulconer-on-faith-philosophy-and-scripture/page__p__1208953437#entry1208953437I don't know why I was such a wuss and insisted on the under six weeks in my reply to Nightie; it wasn't even six days before he posted back on MA&D... I know addictions better than that, fer garshsakes!
Yep, complete with the sarcasm I prophesied...
>Yes, I was indeed directed to go silent by the Packer Faction. The orders were transmitted through the new radioisotope-powered XL-480 device implanted at the base of my skull. (Eat your hearts out, fellow special operatives!) Yes, I really engaged in an unethical and probably illegal effort to illicitly undermine the defense in a prominent federal criminal trial. My shameless corruption and depravity are boundless. Yes, thousands upon thousands of my despicable and incriminating posts here were deleted by order of the First Presidency and/or a federal judge and/or my wife and/or Manny, Mo, and Curley Joe. Yes, I’m being silenced by the Brethren because they’re embarrassed at my antics and disapprove of me. Yes, I’m being silenced by the Brethren because they’re about to call me as a General Authority. And, yes, I was abducted by lesbian neo-Nazi biker chicks recently landed from the planet Zarkon.
A nice little homophobic slur at the end to send a message to his base as well...