http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion

I may have just laughed so hard that I cried while simultaneously peeing my pants. This is hilarious!

Courtesy of the people who brought you 'The ************* Pterodactyl' sing along.



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Good thing you're not a garment wearer. You'd be out a pair of bottoms.

It is funny stuff ;)

At first it was just too true and was almost sad been then it started being funny:

"Every time a man touches your nipples, Jesus sets fire to a school bus."

"If you give a man a blow job, God makes a volcano erupt and incinerates a town of peaceful villagers"

"Every time someone has homosexual intercourse, God punishes us by letting Nickleback release another album."

Those were some of my favorites too lol

Love it!!!

The guy's a hoot...I log on every now and then to check out the new stuff. Learned about him from this board, actually.

I like what he says here, "Does it help you cope with the fact that you are a bag of meat sitting on a rock in outer space and that someday you will die and you are completely powerless, helpless, and insignificant in the wake of this beautiful cosmic shitstorm we call existence?"

Love TheOatmeal! :'D is he single? (jking)

I saw this earlier and took a risk by posting it to FB. Maybe risk isn't the right word, but I'm in a place where I want to be more open about my disaffection without making a straight up announcement and I thought this worked pretty well for that or at least dropping a hint.

Its like I want people in my life to know I've left tssc but I feel like I have to be sensitive with my annoucements to keep from ruffling feathers with family and friends I don't want to alienate...so I basically want the word to get around behind my back, ha, that would be easiest. Since I can't count on that happening I'm hoping a post like this will alert people on my same wavelength that I'm now one of them.

Liked the cat stuff.

http://theoatmeal.com/tag/cats

Topping, because it's too funny to not give everyone the opportunity to see it. :D



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Not another Nickelback album!!!! Please god, no!!!

I don't believe in Nickleback, just too scary a concept for me to wrap my ears around.

My condolences.
Take two Nirvana songs and call me in the morning.

Absoluteley hysterical. Thank YOOOO.

This is the best thing I've seen all week! (Well, actually, Runtu's Top Ten Ways to Rescue the Swedes is the best thing. This is #2.)

My takeaway from The Oatmeal: A flaccid penis is a righteous penis.