She was from an investigator family, that luckily for them, but not for me, realized the church was full of crap early on. I still remember her beautiful blond mullet (it was the early 90s and we were both around 15 in age) and her sparkling blue eyes (or were they green)

Anyways, she had come over to our house for a pool party, and had made the mistake of bringing a bikini. Now my parents would not have cared, but some of the other parents had a problem with it, as this girl was an early bloomer. No problem though, she was able to borrow a one piece from someone, who sadly, unless you were a horny teenage boy, was about two sizes larger then her. So there we were, floating in the water, flirting our little hearts out, and her breasts suddenly popped out of her swimsuit. She apologized, popped them back in, and we continued flirting until one of the adults became aware, and made her place a t-shirt over the suit. But at least she did not tempt my virgin heart with that bikini.

Of course looking back this was a problem that needed to be fixed, young teens should not be looking at each other's naughty bits, but had she been able to wear her bikini, there would not have been a problem.



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Guilt free looks at boobs were the greatest part of life as a TBMish member. If I were a teen, it would have been too much to withstand. A dream come true.
Lucky bastard.

She was also the first girl that ever seemed to like me as me. I was a couple years behind in emotional development, so most girls shunned me as weird. This is often known as being a nerd. In fact, I didn't even realize she was hitting on me until my mother pointed it out later. A short time later, almost that very next Sunday, the family stopped coming to church. The swimsuit incident probably crushed their love for the Mormon church, and it crushed my young chances at teenage love.

LOL... oh brother!! She would have been better off with the bikini!

She actually popped out of that suit several times, some incidents showing a little more then others. I edited that out of my story, because I wrote it at 3am, because I decided I needed to tone down a story that involved accidental teenage nudity.

"I still remember her beautiful blond mullet"

:D :D :D

Oh god, I'm in tears here, lol.

(gay version) ...then there was my first time learning scuba in the shallow end of the pool with a tank and mask on. Submerge, breathe, repeat. Submerge, breathe, ...just as the uber-hot scuba instructor jumped into the pool feet-first right before me, and the force of water washed his family jewels right out of his Speedo Treasure Chest.

Was it a failure of conviction on my part to have kept my respirator firmly in my mouth at that moment?

I'm guessing this little incident caused the "little factory" to be put into full production mode!

It just keeps gettingt more and more rediculous and insane

as usual, the Real answer is for no one to be ashamed of the body 'Temple' that God gave them...

"To be offended by the visual appearance of another person is prejudice, akin to racism. The right to exist, uncovered, should hold precedence over the right not to view [nudity], for the objection is irrational.”

- activist Terri Sue Webb in the Spring 2002 edition of Nude and Natural magazine

As a serious advocate in favor of women's right to bare breasts without being sexually objectified or harassed, just as guys are already allowed to bare their pectorals, I was just about to post my thoughts about it all, but you, guynoirprivateeye, totally beat me to the punch! And with a great quote by the way. This "Nude and Natural" magazine where this quote came from, would that by chance be the very same "N" magazine that the Naturist Society publishes?

"...prejudice, akin to racism." Wow! I never saw it that way. To me, it was always more sexism than racism.

By the way, this may come as a shock to a lot of people, but guys DO have nipples too, believe it or not!

Yes, but our nipples do not seem to have magical powers. Female nipples on the other hand can turn the most brilliant of men, into a slobbering idiot. Still I support a woman's right to show breast, though that was not the case here. This case was about my friend wanting to decide what parts of her body to cover or leave bare, but having having that decision totally reversed by morality police. She ended up covering the less interesting bits, while showing what she hadn't planned on doing.

I once witnessed a boob pop in high school. It was a monumental event in my life at the time. She didn't even realize it had happened, and so I spent the next few minutes trying to steal glances without it being obvious that I was staring. Eventually some other girl saw and let her know.

Dang! And all I got to see was the panty flashes of the girl who always wore short skirts and sat across the room facing me in high school art class... Too bad I was way TBM or I would have asked her out and done the naughty things I was thinking about doing to her. :D

I have a couple of stories but they don't really top your story coke drinker, because they didn't involve the same level of personal interaction, but here goes:

1. I was 13. Hiking w/ my older mormon sister & nevermo brother on the north shore of kauai, to an area known known to harbor a few nude hippies(Not a pretty sight). We are on the trail back to civilization after spending the weekend in a tropical valley. Its a sunny day, the tradewinds provide a cool breeze as we hike up the narrow cliffside trail. Lush mountains are on one side of us, and the ocean down below on the other. My sister is ahead of me. Coming down the trail towards us are 3 beautiful teenaged girls, hiking topless. They smile and say hi to me as they pass, their young perky boobs slightly bouncing in the tropical breeze. I'm speechless at first, then I smile back and say hi. My sister turns around and glares at me. I don't give a dam#. I'm still smiling and say nothing.

2. I'm 16, living alone w/ my nevermo mother. We are renting the apartment above the garage to a man in the music business and his girlfriend. When his girlfriend goes out of town, the teenage groupies show up by the half-dozen. The groupies decide to go skinnydipping in our pool, a beautiful sight to behold. Alas, I'm not invited because I'm not in the music business, and therefore can't provide them w/ drugs or backstage passes. So I am forced to watch from a distance. My mom finds out about the naked frolicing, and complains to music man. She says that her son is a nice mormon boy and he doesn't want that kind of thing happening at our house. I think about telling her that I really don't mind. In the end, I decide it best to keep my mouth shut.

Good Mormon boys are precisely the ones who both deserve and should want to see naked girls swimming in a pool. They have so little sexual joy, they deserve at least that.

BTW, is there a way to track down a long lost love when you have no idea what their name was?

Revelation?

1. It depends on how long back.
2. Since the girl lived nearby, you can check old town directories at the library. When you see the name you may recognize the last name and remember the first name. The local assessment records may also help if they owned property. Where I live you can find records dating back to 1641,
3. Once you have the records you google the name. Note, you can also google the names of other family members who may know where the longlost person now lives, whether they are married, etc. The reason for other family members is primarily because a maiden name search may be ineffective though often, until the past twenty years, you could find maiden names in wedding announcements. In that case, you can then google her husband's name and, if lucky, find a number to call.

I am just going to call that one as got away.

"BTW, is there a way to track down a long lost love when you have no idea what their name was?"

http://mulletjunky.com/

;-)

Thanks! :)

Missed encounters on Craigslist. Can't guarantee you'll find her, but at least some methed out runaway who wants to steal your watch will pretend to be her for about nineteen minutes.

So you are saying I should wear a cheap watch?

Probably not a bad idea.

I had a pop incident in jr high. I was devastated by it. My girlfriends wouldn't stop laughing. I'm glad she was comfortable enough with her body to not freak out.

In 8th grade I had just moved to a new city and had no friends yet. I happened to meet a girl walking to school who was in the same grade and lived in my apartment complex. She was a very pretty redhead, and well-developed for her age. I was really shy then, but after school she asked me to go swimming with her. I had to wait until my father got home to open the pool gate and chaperone us.

She showed up in a TINY bikini, and was flirting with me, pulling me under water by my shorts. I was so stunned at the attention that I panicked a bit and stayed in the shallow end of the pool.

She made a few other advances toward me, but I always backed off when she did, and we were never more than friends.

Sometime shortly after that my dad got back into religion and dragged me along with him...I think part of that was to "protect" me from girls like her.

For a long time I regretted not "going for it" as they say, but I looked her up online and chatted with her 20 years later, and she'd had a pretty rough life dealing with the extra attention her figure got her, so I was glad I didn't contribute to it.

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> For a long time I regretted not "going for it" as
> they say, but I looked her up online and chatted
> with her 20 years later, and she'd had a pretty
> rough life dealing with the extra attention her
> figure got her, so I was glad I didn't contribute
> to it.

That's commendable of you.

I was always worried about taking advantage of girls, so they had to be very forward and push the boundaries themselves with me.

Growing up in Ut. County in a high school with less than 10 kids who weren't mormon, girls who would push for sexual contact were rare. There were plenty of times that they would put the "I'm open to it light" on for me. But that wasn't enough for me. They had to physically be the one to push for it so that I didn't have to feel guilt for possibly pushing them into sex. With girls wanting to avoid the "too easy, therefore I'm a slut" reputation, it was a no win situation for me.

I didn't have sex till I met a very forward girl from another town who was forward enough to cat-call me while I was riding my motorcycle. We had sex in parks on the grass, cars, parents and siblings houses etc. And all that was after just one proper date. So I guess she was what they would now call a sex buddy. If I hadn't run into her, I would have passed on every sexual opportunity in high school and would have left still a virgin, even though I didn't want to be.

The next forward enough woman to push for sex, I married. So my dating sex career was not stellar. I passed on almost all of them to avoid guilt for perhaps pushing them into something that they would regret.

Fair enough... but maybe you would have given her the RIGHT attention :-p

A girl from my ward in high school wasn't allowed to wear a bikini to the pool. So she would come to the pool in her one piece and then change into the bikini, changing back before she went home.

The funny thing was her one piece was WAY more revealing than the bikini, but because there was some unwritten rule about bikinis, her parents wouldn't have it. :)

Mormons 'almost Constantly' are shooting themselves in the foot.
Some of their rules have 'some' reason to them but the APPLICATION makes them appear silly/absurd.



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Most Hetero males whether Mormon or not just love when this happens.