Posted by:
Stray Mutt
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Date: June 26, 2012 10:46PM
"You can't retrieve you life (unless you're on Wikipedia, in which case you can retrieve an inaccurate version of it).”
"You can settle for reality, or you can go off, like a fool, and dream another dream."
"The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again."
"Never marry a man you wouldn't want to be divorced from."
"Oh, how I regret not having worn a bikini for the entire year I was twenty-six. If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don't take it off until you're thirty-four."
“Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.”
"American society has a remarkable ability to resist change, or to take whatever change has taken place and attempt to make it go away."
"Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim."