Summer is a busy time where exmos frolic in their tankinis, get grass stains on their bum bums from the too short slip and slide, and generally worship Stan.

If you missed the earlier thread that Sue posted about this year's Exmormon Conference - do not fret - for my constant need for attention will remind you that I am going to be the dinner speaker.

Here is a link to the website for further light and knowledge:

http://www.exmormonfoundation.org/conference2012.html

I'll be presenting under my "real name" of Wade Wilson. Good times will be had by all - and hopefully nobody chokes to death while I'm mocking Elohim.

Usually the presentations are video taped and posted to youtubes. My visage may be too sacred for that to happen. So, those of you who attend will be given a sexy treat that cannot be beat.

The topic will be on Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as well as the "silly billyness" of the church.

I hope to see you there. Exspecially if you are hawt.

+1000000

good for you! I wish i was coming out as there are several people i would love to meet..you being one RJ! alas...the flights out are long and arduous...i flew to Denver a few years ago and it was 6 hours...1 flight was 9 HOURS! I guess you cant there from here!! :(
I loves me some Embassy Suites!!! great fooD and drink!! great accommodations! I traveled around the country living in hotels/motels for about 7 years...300 days a year...so i know my hotels...ES is pretty much the best!! :) HAVE FUN!

oH AND i AM HAWT!! Well at least one other exmo thinks i am!! (FlattopSF)!! :)
looky here for flights:

United
Flight 1186 / Flight 4321 operated by EXPRESSJET AIRLINES DBA UNITED EXPRESS

Frontier Airlines
Flight 822 / 579
Flight Details View Seats
4:50pm
Miami, FL (MIA)
9:40am - Sat, Oct 13
Next day arrival
Salt Lake City, UT (SLC)
18hrs 50min - 3 Stops
Change planes in Newark, NJ (EWR)
Change planes in Kansas City, MO (MCI)
Change planes in Denver, CO (DEN)
$467.40
total price
per person
Select

the least amount of time is from Ft Lauderdale...7.5 hours...OY VAY!! K see ya on youtube!! :)



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I would love to be there and meet you in person. I am almost certain that I would not fall asleep in the audience while trying to listen to you speak. However, my marriage to a TBM precludes me from travelling to Salt Lake City for the specific purpose of worshipping a pre-cambrian deity. I hope that it will be broadcast all over the net for all to see!

I'm not hawt anyway.

Clearly Brethren,adieu is sucking up to you. I can suck up better. I will carry your train and sceptre, if you like.

Congratulations! I hope all goes well for your presentation.

Congrats! Will there be a video posted on YouTube, etc?

I wish I could afford to go, spent all my vacation time visiting the in-laws this year. Good luck to you!

Now I might have to go...

Hell, I guess this means I can't go. :-)

Actually, now I may have a reason to go.

I will be there!

I will be not hawt, but present!

R.J.,

One such as you should not tease in such a way...hawt indeed! If only --- to cast mine eyes upon your scepter...

I'd like to go, just to hear your speel...

I'd probably have to wear a fake beard and wear a turban or something, so that nobody outs me...

But then again, maybe that would freak people out?

Why does everyone want to hold your scepter? Is it heavy? :)

I don't want anything to do with raptor's scepter.

Har!

Respectfully, we should simply agree to disagree on this one topic as I want everything to do with Raptor's scepter...and he knows that.

Shameless flirt/kiss-up to R.J. and very proud of him for this most excellent gig.

"Good for you, Raptor. That's kind of a big deal."

P.S. I AM hawt! I'm just sayin'.

All yours...

Awesome! Oh, to behold RJ in person. I am not hawt enough and all the way across the country. Good luck!

I'll be there and the one in charge of the hospitality room. I'll make sure there are plenty of spirits available for a proper buzz (or more). It'll be a blast!

Hooray!

Yay! I'm hawt too!