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Posted by: Jerry the Aspousetate ( )
Date: December 10, 2010 01:18PM
Mormonism is like someone performing the M word. (Hmm . . . they even start with the same letter.)

A person masturbating in secret (not sacred) thinks the task at hand is the most important thing happening on earth at that instant. If the other five or six billion humans could see it they would laugh.

Mormons stroking their green aprons, baker's hats, sloshing kids to move cadavers between imaginary kingdoms, etc. are TOO funny for this nevermo. Mormons don't have the sense God gave Cureloms if they think the rest of the world wouldn't laugh at their "sacred" antics.

How do you get a new word in the dictionary?

Mormonsturbate (mor' mens ter bat) [L Masturbari] to manipulate green aprons, baker's hats, vertical sheets, children, and other objects for religious gratification.

Pay Lay Alol

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