On my first Utah Christmas my true love gave to me popcorn poppin on the Apricot tree On my second Utah Christmas my true love gave to me Two years on a mission and the Smart family on TV On my third Utah Christmas my true love gave to me Three degrees of glory Two years in Australia And a first amedment controversy On my fourth Utah Christmas my true love gave to me 4-A high school roundball Three Sunday meetings Two years in Korea And that business with the SLOC On my fifth Utah Christmas my true love gave to me Five-quart ice creams Four firing squads Two years in Peru And a movie thats G or PG On my sixth Utah Christmas my true love gave to me Six kids and counting Five years of drought Four qulting bees Three meth labs Two years in Japan And a reservoir thats almost empty On my seventh Utah Christmas my true love gave to me Seven singing Osmonds Six kids and counting Five Tom Green wives Forbidden love Three spudnuts Two years in Brazil And a single poli-tickle party On my eighth Utah Christmas my true love gave to me Eight cups of Postem Seven kids and counting Six beehive hairdos Five months of snow Forty private clubs(for members) Three-two beer Two years in Taiwan And a salty lake thats really stinky On my ninth Utah Christmas my true love gave to me Nine percent minorities Eight kids and counting Seventies in Conference Sixteen to start dating Five feet of slush(oh my heck!) Forgeries for sale Three piece suits Two years in Ukraine And a fiancee in Happy Vall-ey On my tenth Utah Christmas my true love gave to me Ten bucks for parking Nine kids and counting Eight missing off ramps Seven guns per person Six famous golfers Utah by five Fourteen ski resorts Three fault lines Two years in Detroit And a minivan or SUV(or both plus a station wagon) On my eleventh Utah Christmas my true love gave to me Eleven Mormon Temples Ten kids and counting Nine NuSkin neighbors Ate at Chuck-a-Rama Theven thpecial thpiritth Six Jello salads Five Orrin terms(oh my Hatch!) Forecast is cold Three Eubanks(three?) Two years in Tibet And an uncompleted Legacy Highway On my twelth Utah Christmas my true love gave to me Twelve year old deacons Eleven kids and counting Ten percent tithing Nine zillion seagulls Ate a bunch of crickets Seven Peaks in Provo Six hours to Vegas Five pro sports teams(if you count indoor football) Four standard works Three Nephites Tooele rocks And construction on I-15
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On the twelfth day of Smithmas the LDS Church gave to me:
12 Scheming ‘Apostles’ 11 Fake witnesses to the Book of Mormon 10 Percent for Blessings 9 Wives to marry 8 Hours of Sunday meetings 7 Days of week being perfect 6 Pounds of lime Jell-O 5 Golden Plates 4 Standard Works 3 Full time callings 2 Home teachers And a seer stone in a hat.