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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 11:02PM

Imagine there's no Mormons,
It's easy if you try,
No cult to tithe for,
No Kolob in the sky,
Imagine no more Conference,
Sundays all for play . . .

Imagine there's no missons,
It isn't hard to do,
Nothing to tract or lie for,
And no more BY Zoo,
Imagine all the steeples,
Missing from the streets . . .

You may say that I'm a dreamer,
But I'm not the only one,
I hope someday you'll join us,
As the Morg will be undone.

Imagine no obsessions,
I wonder if you can,
No more anti-gay bans,
Woman equal to the man,
Imagine all the people,
In no goofy underwear. . .

You may say that I'm a dreamer,
But I'm not the only one,
I hope someday you'll join us,
And the Mormons will be gone.



Edited 8 time(s). Last edit at 12/08/2010 11:54PM by steve benson.

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Posted by: Zeno Lorea ( )
Date: December 09, 2010 12:18AM

Arent't we anti-mormons all supposed to be addicted to porn?

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Posted by: dapperdan ( )
Date: December 09, 2010 12:42AM

aren't we supposed to be in a perpetual state of drunkeness?

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Posted by: placebo ( )
Date: December 09, 2010 06:43AM


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Posted by: RAG ( )
Date: December 09, 2010 07:53AM

Well done, and true!

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Posted by: honestone ( )
Date: December 10, 2010 01:27AM

Ditto. Lennon would be proud. Nice!!!

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Posted by: joho ( )
Date: December 09, 2010 08:46AM


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Posted by: utahmonomore ( )
Date: December 09, 2010 08:53AM

Loved it!

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Posted by: Lucky ( )
Date: December 09, 2010 09:03AM

My mom used to ape crap crazy hating on this song
especially over the "no religion" line,
which did not make much sense from a goody MORmON since all other religions were supposed to be hopelessly apostate & MORmONISM had yet.... & funny, STILL HAS YET to fill the earth enough to register or matter. It later become obvious that some one had filled mom clear full of cleon skousen style crap.

Funny thing about Lennon's song, it has more christian sentiment in it that most christians & the christians were the ones who were all ticked off at John.

Hopefully Lennon's song & legacy will outlive the POS MORmON church!

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Posted by: PinkPoodle ( )
Date: December 09, 2010 08:57AM

Very clever, Steve! Love it!

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Posted by: ozpoof ( )
Date: December 10, 2010 12:12AM


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Date: December 10, 2010 01:13AM


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