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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 02:22PM
Religion is like a penis.

It's ok to have one, and it is ok to be proud of it. But don't pull it out in public and start waving it around, and don't you DARE try to shove it down my kid's throats.

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Posted by: Truthseeker ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 02:25PM
Re: Religion is like a penis.

I feel ashamed to have a penis now.

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Posted by: DNA ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 02:25PM
Are big Religions better than small ones? (n/t)


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Posted by: dude_guy ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 04:47PM
Re: Are big Religions better than small ones?

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 02:25PM
Re: Religion is like a penis.

Holy crap! And I thought I was the only crazy person here.

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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 02:26PM
Not by a long shot. (n/t)


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Posted by: hmmmm ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 03:14PM
Re: Religion is like a vagina (adult)

Warm and inviting, but once you are inside and contributing, the obligations take away your time, money and freedom...

touche

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Posted by: vhainya ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 03:18PM
Re: Religion is like a vagina (adult)

When is LDSinc. ever warm and inviting?

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Posted by: Surrender the Pink ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 10:10PM
Re: Religion is like a vagina (adult)

Religions are like vaginas, no matter how much or how often you try to clean them, they still stink.

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 03:21PM
Re: Religion is like a penis.

And to think they deleted my nipples thread.

Tsk tsk. LOL

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 04:07PM
I liked your nipple thread. It had two good points. (n/t)


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Posted by: Timothy ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 06:05PM
stop it. (n/t)


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Posted by: drilldoc ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 06:49PM
Re: I liked your nipple thread. It had two good points.

wine country girl Wrote:
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> n/t


LOL!

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Posted by: xcon601 ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 03:26PM
Re: Religion is like a penis.

Thank you very much. Now I don't want to go to church OR have sex.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/08/2010 03:26PM by xcon601.

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Posted by: Nebularry ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 03:41PM
Great analogy! Thanks. (n/t)


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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 03:42PM
Did you mean that to read: "Religion is like a pen is."? (n/t)


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Posted by: Fetal Deity ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 05:49PM
"Mightier than the S word!" ; ) (n/t)


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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 05:56PM
"Dr. Freud? Paging Dr. Freud..." (n/t)


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Posted by: Fetal Deity ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 06:03PM
Believe me, I'm FAR beyond his ability to treat ... or even diagnose! LOL! (n/t)


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Posted by: Timothy ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 06:07PM
I call my "pen" Excalibur

Woosh ... Woosh ... Don't cut your lips on the edges!

Timothy

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Posted by: Adult of god ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 04:09PM
LOL!

Again!

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Posted by: Misfit ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 04:17PM
Re: Religion is like a penis.

LOL! Who needs porn when there is RfM?

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Posted by: SL Cabbie ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 04:33PM
And the LDS Religion is Just a Wee-Wee... (bad word)

That somehow manages to grow big pricks...

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Posted by: mav ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 04:36PM
: ) (n/t)


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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 04:39PM
Holy crap you guys are funny

And didn't someone just post a link to some condom website saying Utah's "religion" ranks 49th out of 50 states. Sounds like a teenie weenie religion to me.

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Posted by: DNA ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 04:47PM
Do you think Sheri Dew ever had "Religion" envy? (n/t)


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Posted by: Tahoe Girl ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 06:33PM
My, my! What dirty minds doth RfM breed ;) (n/t)


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Posted by: Pixie Dust ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 06:43PM
This thread reminds me: I think the founder of Wiki has a double problem:

Wiki leaking of documents and wiki leaking due to um... condom failure.

I bet this post gets deleted! LOL!

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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: December 08, 2010 06:45PM
Nah, you haven't made it political.

But someone will. Count on it.

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