I'll go first.

Henceforth, and only here on RfM, I shall be known as Richard Morningwood.

Either that, or Gluteus Magnus. Haven't quite made up my mind yet.



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I dont know a new name, BUT I am going to make my own beer...I shall call it 'Pay Lay Ale' Home brewed...Yeee haw!!

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Because of the 2002 Winter Olympics, held in Salt Lake City, Utah, the Olympic committee decided that an official Olympic beer ought to be served in the beer tents, served by young Mormon docents**
The LDS church at first opposed this idea, but grudgingly decided that it would not be fair, after all, to deny spirits to the visitors from other lands. The mormon primate declared, "Verily I say, let the spirit flow freely -- let it flow to atone for the Church's sin in bribing the Olympic officials using church moneys. We must make merry our guests from afar; let the spirits flow freely! These things I say in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen."

What better way to introduce Mormonism, than with Joseph Smith's own creation, Pay Le Ale beer. Besides, the church admits, recent scientific studies have shown that one or two alcoholic beverages per day have beneficial effects on health. Coffee, however, will be outlawed at Olympic venues.


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**The Utah Governor [Leavitt] announced this while visiting the Nagano Olympics in Japan.



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... can my super secret RFM name be Opus Kabone?

I just like the sound of it.

Timothy

Didn't we already do that with our screen names

our names are not written upon white stones. Or white markerboards for that matter.

Mahonri Ramandcuminher

Cuddles DeSmoocher

I like these new names, and I can still remember how stupid I felt when I figured out my "new" name was the same name given to everyone in the temple that day. I was so TBM and naive.

Hey wait a minute. Aren't we all supposed to be going with the same name today?

I guess I'll go with Porgie Tirebiter. My motto is Eat It Raw...raw raw raw.

Porgie Tirebiter, he's a spy and a girl delighter!
Porgie Tirebiter, just a student like you (LIKE ME?)
Just a student like yooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuu!

If yer lookin' for a captain of the ring ball team,
You can bet he won't be there!
You'll find him poppin' up at Pop's sodium shoppe..
Wrestlin' a bear, with red hair!!!


God, I miss the good ol' days.

Ron

Stop singing and finish your homework!

Brother Phoenix East Horse

I must admit I loved the monicker one poster used here: JOESHONOMO

The look and sound of it makes me laugh. This is the real name of one of my BYU dorm mates.

Ludicrus Sexus: I wanna run a whorehouse—for everyone who DOESN'T do it "missionary position only."

;-P

Art Vandalay McLovin

Jehovah