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frankiepup
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Date: May 23, 2012 03:01PM
Oh my God, the American Home room...I thought something was coming through the wall! It took me a minute to figure out it was a rock fireplace. It looked like something CGI from Avatar.
Bit of Solvang--having been to Solvang many, many times I can say that this is possibly the only bit of Solvang that looks like someone vomited up a meal of Delft plates.
"Wilhelm Tell" looks like a bad dream you'd have after drinking too many rum and cokes in a bordello. Likewise "San Francisco"--if you are in a room like that in San Francisco, the girl you are with is charging by the hour.
The Madonna Suite is an nightmare. Those roses on the carpet are screaming "FEED ME, SEYMORE!"
ETA It reminds me of the Lileks site, "The Gobbler".
http://www.lileks.com/institute/motel/index.htmlEdited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/23/2012 03:02PM by frankiepup.