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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: May 18, 2012 04:07PM


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Posted by: The Oncoming Storm - bc ( )
Date: May 18, 2012 04:09PM

I'm still waiting for a TBM to smite me like Korihor or Sherem when they don't have any logical arguements...

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: May 18, 2012 04:10PM

Actually, I was thinking of your old smiting post, and that is what made me think of this subject.

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Posted by: The Oncoming Storm - bc ( )
Date: May 18, 2012 04:13PM

I'm also waiting for a bear to come attack my kids when they make fun of me for being bald.

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Posted by: ozpoof ( )
Date: May 18, 2012 04:16PM

Easy. OT god is a different god. They got morphed into one along with many others in order to control the masses easier.

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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: May 18, 2012 04:19PM

That job has been relegated to bishops sp's and missionaries. A lot of them think they're God, but can't even manage a simple smite.

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Posted by: michy ( )
Date: May 18, 2012 04:19PM

This made me think of Neil Patrick Harris saying "Challenge Accepted!" on How I Met Your Mother....

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: May 18, 2012 04:20PM

Did you see the Harold and Kumar Save Christmas movie? There is a great scene with NPH in heaven, making Jesus look like a total dork.

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Posted by: michy ( )
Date: May 18, 2012 04:27PM

Yeah that was hilarious! Love all the harold & kumar movies!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/18/2012 04:28PM by michy.

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Posted by: Uncle Dale ( )
Date: May 18, 2012 04:26PM

forbiddencokedrinker Wrote:
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> n/t


Probably the best answer to that question is that there is
no one God of the Old Testament. The Hebrew Bible is a
compilation of patch-work oral traditions, priestly lore,
and occasional bits of actual history. "God" changed through
the course of the centuries during which that compilation
came together -- sometimes resulting in a competition between
two or more traditions on what God is or does.

But, combining the entire amalgamation into one consensus
Being (God as created by committee) the biblical God seems
to have evolved to the point that He no longer needs to
act like just another member of the pantheon of Semitic deities.

Continue that development for a few more millenia, and the
biblical God may well have as little in common with His
antique persona as a butterfly has with a discarded cocoon.

I wonder how a similar discussion will go in another 1000
or 2000 years? Will there still be the equivalent of today's
Amish, living the "old-fashioned way?" Or will our descendants
be quoting Gilgamesh, Jean-Luc Picard style, as symbolic of
human faith-experience, rather than human pseudo-history?

UD

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: May 18, 2012 04:29PM

So basically they had loving and caring gods, then they had angry and vengeful gods, and at one point some priest said, "I know, let's try to combine all the stories about these guys into a single super god."

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Posted by: Uncle Dale ( )
Date: May 18, 2012 04:34PM

forbiddencokedrinker Wrote:
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> So basically they had loving and caring gods, then
> they had angry and vengeful gods, and at one point
> some priest said, "I know, let's try to combine
> all the stories about these guys into a single
> super god."


More like some Mesopotamian elites with Israelite ancestry
said to themselves -- "What combination of our ancestors'
traditions" will best preserve us, when we go to Palestine
and try to take back the countryside from our ignorant
half-cousins?

And a few of the priests said, "There's this little story
about a guy named Moses -- let's expand upon that -- and
make the whole ball of wax appear as though Moses taught
our ancestors this special religion. We can call it
Judaism. Just don't let that Isaiah cult anywhere near
our revamped scriptures -- they're sure to mess it all up."

UD

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Posted by: brefots ( )
Date: May 18, 2012 04:34PM

I'm still waiting for any christian to actually move a mountain with his professed faith.

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Posted by: Rena ( )
Date: May 18, 2012 07:43PM

According to what I learned in Seminary, Old Testament God was Jesus. When Jesus was born and got his body, God God took over, and Jesus stopped playing the God role. So, yep, OT God retired, and we have a different God now.

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Posted by: Chicken'n'Backpacks ( )
Date: May 18, 2012 05:59PM

I was thinking of him getting a spot on 'So You Think You Can Dance?'

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Posted by: jaredsotherbrother ( )
Date: May 18, 2012 07:49PM

He'd so totally win. Especially if you paired him with one of those sexy jack Mormons.

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Posted by: snb ( )
Date: May 18, 2012 08:05PM

...he was getting sick of getting his ass kicked by me.

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