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Posted by: Anon for now ( )
Date: April 29, 2012 11:20PM

All of the following in one gospel doctrine class:

"If I didn't have the scriptures I would be robbing banks every day"

"I used to believe in evolution then I found the truth"

"I interview all of my grown [moved out, 30+ years in age] sons every month and none of them have ever seen pornography"

"No other Christian church's believe in an afterlife"

"We know the truth, that black's are 'descendants of Cain'"

"The world is devolving into more and more wickedness, has never been worse, etc."


Arrgghhh!!!

I bite my tongue because I love my family and want to be supportive, but every time I feel like I can make it work, I am presented with an onslaught of ignorance that I would not believe existed if I wasn't there myself.

I for one think the world is getting better with each passing generation ... science has provided great strides in feeding more people, less parents are burying their children due to childhood diseases, women and minority groups have gained much ground as far as civil rights go (there is probably still room for improvement here), the more educated we as a society become the less we want to kill each other. To hear such filth spouted off in church week after week is deeply offensive to me on every level ...

Sorry for the disjointed post, just needed to rant in a safe place, have developed a twitch from holding this in and needed some sort of outlet ...

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Posted by: bona dea ( )
Date: April 29, 2012 11:24PM

Mormons are the only ones who believe in an afterlife? LOL and they really believe that? The belief in an afterlife is pretty universal and may go back as far as our homonid ancestors who buried their dead with possessions.

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Posted by: honestone ( )
Date: April 30, 2012 12:35AM

Belief in an afterlife IS pretty universal. Obviously no one has studied other religions in the Mormon church. And that guy interviews his adult sons each month to check on their viewing of Pornography??? Now that is just pathetic. And on top of that it is not normal.

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: April 30, 2012 12:52AM

Mormons have absolutely NO corner on the market of eternal families. They only have the market on eternal sex. Of course, we all know that's what keeps the men tied to the stupid cult is that hope in the back of their minds that the sex part is really true.

Most churches teach that we'll be reunited with our family--the family of God, to which we all belong. And that we'll live in paradise with God and those we were with on this Earth. The whole planet thing and all that doesn't make sense anyway. How are you going to be with your family if your kids are all off doing their own planet thing with their own polygamous family? The Christian version of "families forever" is much more lovely to anticipate when you think about it. But that's the point. The geezer brigade doesn't want you to think about it. They want you to be afraid to start thinking rationally because they'd be sunk if people did.

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Posted by: scooter ( )
Date: April 29, 2012 11:26PM

every mother buried an infant child. Or knew someone who did.

infant mortality has almost been eliminated from our culture. it's actually noteworthy when it does occur.

along with horse @#$%&.

100 years ago, people walked in, drank, wore and slept in and ate horse @#$%&.

yep, it's a lot better now.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: April 29, 2012 11:30PM


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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: April 29, 2012 11:28PM

Anon for now Wrote:
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> Arrgghhh!!!
>
> I bite my tongue...


And the thing is, EVERYONE bites their tongue. I was never in any church class where someone corrected someone else's baloney. Because that would be dissension. So the baloney spreads as if it was true -- because no one corrected it.

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Posted by: Anon for now ( )
Date: April 29, 2012 11:50PM

You are absolutely right. I really wish I had the courage to stand up and say something ... right now I have limited myself to one 'correction' per class as I hate confrontation.

My last correction was stating that woman are not 'property' and that should not be treated as some sort of 'divine' principle ... just kind of got brushed off on that one. (For the record I am male -- a feminist male, and I was responding to some comments made by females about the beautiful caste structures involving concubines in the bible)

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Posted by: bigred ( )
Date: April 30, 2012 12:00AM

I've done it, and been asked not to return

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Posted by: Otremer ( )
Date: April 30, 2012 11:05AM

There was some discussion about obedience going on at church, and, of course, the trend was heavily weighted towards obedience to the Lord's annointed. There was this one older lady, a convert from Germany, who said that obedience was righteous and I ask if it were righteous to obey evil leaders. Her response was that if the leaders were wrong the responsibility was their's, not the follower's, for obeying the evil orders. I made some comment about it not going down like that in Nuremburg and the room got uncomfortably silent.

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Posted by: Bal ( )
Date: April 29, 2012 11:31PM

"If I didn't have the scriptures I would be robbing banks every day"

So the other 5 Billion people that don't have the scriptures are
bank robbers?

I see the the problem.....not enough banks

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Posted by: karin ( )
Date: April 29, 2012 11:41PM


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Posted by: Lostmypassword ( )
Date: April 29, 2012 11:57PM

Bal Wrote:
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> "If I didn't have the scriptures I would be
> robbing banks every day"
>
> So the other 5 Billion people that don't have the
> scriptures are
> bank robbers?
>
> I see the the problem.....not enough banks
I face that problem every week - My bank robber guild has decided that a credit union counts as half a bank; cash advance place gets no points.

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Posted by: catnip ( )
Date: April 30, 2012 01:01AM

He could carry his scriptures in a backpack and carry right on, robbing all the banks he wanted! And he could read his scriptures when he stopped for coffee breaks!

(Sorry - I'm feeling more sarcastic than usual today.)

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Posted by: sam ( )
Date: April 29, 2012 11:33PM

Yes, you hear these kind of statements every week. OMG--those statements are so ridiculous. Thanks for sharing.

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Posted by: marisa ( )
Date: April 29, 2012 11:50PM

It was a mother education lesson. I don't even remember the exact topic. the instructor asked, "How ar4 we defferent than our non-LDS neighbors?'

One lady answered, "We're better parents."

Another chimed in that a non-LDS elementary teacher had told her that LDS children are always the best adjusted children.

The teacher paused, then commented, "I think we've all taught enough Sunday School and Primary classes to know that's not necessarily true."

I could practically visualize the schism in the room between the total morgbots and the realists.

This was in California, by the way.

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: April 30, 2012 10:16AM

My mom taught kindergarten for a number of years in California. When she was investigating Mormonism, her teacher friends ALL told her that Mormons were the worst parents because they were always doing things at church and letting their kids run wild, the older kids raising the younger kids. They thought Mormons were the worst-behaved children in their classes.

It never ceases to amaze me the difference between how Mormons think they are seen by outsiders and how outsiders really see them.

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Posted by: quatermass ( )
Date: April 30, 2012 12:58AM

> "I used to believe in evolution then I found the
> truth"

The Church are now saying they never, ever took an official stand on the issue 9which, of course, they did).

> "I interview all of my grown sons every month and
> none of them have ever seen pornography"


Aside from being creepy, they might *just* possibly be telling untruths lol.

> "We know the truth, that black's are 'descendants
> of Cain'"


Nope, the Church are denying they ever taught that one too.

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Posted by: quoththeraven ( )
Date: April 30, 2012 01:47AM

Ironically, I think the Mormon Church should embrace the Theory of Evolution - that way they could say that Godhood is naturally the next step in Human Evolution.

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Posted by: canadianfriend ( )
Date: April 30, 2012 08:37AM

"I interview all of my grown [moved out, 30+ years in age] sons every month and none of them have ever seen pornography"

Mother: Son, your wife tells me you lock yourself in the basement with your computer. Are you looking at porn?


Son: No Ma, I'm just checking my emails.


Mother: For twelve hours a day?

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Posted by: EssexExMo ( )
Date: April 30, 2012 09:08AM

> "I interview all of my grown sons every month and
> none of them have ever seen pornography"

I can believe that..... I have never seen any of this 'internet pornography' that everyone is talking about, in fact I dont even have a computer.

[oh]

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Posted by: H9 ( )
Date: April 30, 2012 10:53AM

"If I didn't have the scriptures I would be robbing banks every day"

Doubt it. Who is actually intelligent enough to do that and get away with it. A rare few.

"I interview all of my grown [moved out, 30+ years in age] sons every month and none of them have ever seen pornography"

EVER? LOL. I suppose they've never used Google either!

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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: April 30, 2012 03:07PM

He should be more impressed with their honesty. hahaha

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Posted by: SusieQ#1 ( )
Date: April 30, 2012 04:19PM

Yup... people say the craziest things in church! Oh well. It's not a test for accuracy -- just a belief and it's all OK to share! :-)

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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: April 30, 2012 04:31PM

I wish I'd written down all the crazy stuff I heard at church over the years. It would have been a fun book to read.

Things like:

JS is a prophet. I don't believe this I KNOW it. I know it because he told me. He came to me in a dream and told me that I was going to be rewarded for my righteousness. My reward is that I know he was a prophet. HE told me in the flesh and bone.
(testimony given by a member in 1990)

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