http://stakepresident.blogspot.com/

Lyin' for the Lord!

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Damning stuff.

Thank you president Paternoster! My life would be in shambles without him!

I'm from a family of liars. May there come a day when I can share this wisdom with them.

That is just unbelieveable. I am in shock reading such junk. And at the beginning saying please don't read unless you have been in the Temple? WHAT? Walking in that place makes his remarks okay? He is a horrible man. Plaster that all over the newspaper with Romney's pic. Ask Romney if he concurs?

OMG honestone - did you not know he is one of us??? it is al satire - get a grip!

It's pretty funny stuff!

Brothers and Sisters it is an honour to serve you through my blog posts. I am pleased to report that my latest post did indeed bring many ex-Mormons down into the depths of humility such that they have had an almighty change of heart and will soon be enjoying once again the fellowship of the saints of the most high God.

Lovingly,

President Paternoster

Love your blog!

Hilarious! Yours in spiritual wifery love, amen.

I love to have the personal email of that SP...so I could send him my thoughts...and I might even sign my own name to see what the fallout is.....it's to the point where it wouldn't matter anymore and would affect my life hardly at all....WHAT THEY DON'T "GET" IS THAT BELIEF IN JESUS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MEMBERSHIP IN A CHURCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fake -- but with Mormons it's hard to tell. Nicely done, President Paternoster

(Also, he looks like Jiminy Glick) (just being honest)

http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&cp=8&gs_id=2d&xhr=t&q=jiminy+glick&biw=1366&bih=599&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=hJqMT-GmG8rp0gHI_dGCCg



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SP Paternoster's hair is slightly more Mormony than Jiminy's hair. He is delightfully repelling, and I would not answer the door if I saw him out the peephole.

Without Googling it, how many knew what "smegma" meant?

I did, but then I read Dr. Reuben's book when you folks were teenagers and studying your scriptures and seminary lessons...

"Red Dwarf." I had to look it up then, though.

Excellent post, Pres.

Thanks for the video u-tube attachment. It was enlightening. I should put that on my facebook page.


funny comment after the post:

You must listen to the Ghost, Even the most Holy of Ghosts, which tells us with surety by giving us warm feelings inside, whether our leaders are lying, lying for the Lord, merely misguided, seriously deluded, completely senile, or just trying out new material to see how it goes over with the media.