because you now have the opportunity to assist runtu and cricket in finalizing the inspired edit of "The Only True and Living Recovery from Mormonism Temple Endowment Ceremony Dialog." When complete you may download an app for your iPhone that automatically translates this sacred but not secret dialog into Reformed Egyptian and The Deseret Alphabet.

Click here to read the first portion of the dialog which had been inadvertently lost deep into the archives of the Salamander Society. Now recently discovered and brought forth in these latter-days for your editing edification, you may now proceed to create an open source endowment. Please cut and paste here or email them to: (cricket at salamandersociety dot com)

http://www.salamandersociety.com/temple/rfm/rfm_endowment.html

Cricket this is hilarious. This has to be a sticky at some point!

Wow! Somebody has sat through a whole lot of endowment sessions to remember the lines so well.

Great job.

There are more than a few former temple workers here I assure you!

From your delightful parody, I can piece together what the LDS endowment ceremony must be like. Please tell me it isn't that deadly dull. I would need your parody version to keep me awake and alert. :D