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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: April 13, 2012 04:42PM

From David Javerbaum in The New York Times...as printed in The Week Magazine; April 13, 2012 pp. 14...

"We have entered the age of quantum politics; and Mitt Romney is the first quantum politician. In much the same way that light is both a particle and wave, Mitt Romney is both a moderate and a conservative. It is not that he is one or the other; it is not that he is one and then the other. He is both at the same time.

No human being can ever simultaneously know both what Mitt Romney's current position is and where that position will be at some future date. According to the latest theories, the Mitt Romney who seems poised to be the Republican nominee is but one of countless Mitt Romneys, each occupying his own cosmos, each supporting a different platform, all of them equally valid and all of them running for President at the same time, in their own alternative Romnealities, somewhere in the vast Romniverse."

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In the name of cheese & rice AMEN!!!

Or so it seems to me...

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Posted by: weeder ( )
Date: April 13, 2012 05:06PM


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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: April 13, 2012 05:15PM

Wait, I'm confused. Is Mitt Romney a super hero now?

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Posted by: serena ( )
Date: April 13, 2012 05:18PM


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/13/2012 05:18PM by serena.

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Posted by: upsidedown ( )
Date: April 13, 2012 05:45PM

He is a superhero in the Romniverse (must be like kolob)

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Posted by: pkdfan2 ( )
Date: April 13, 2012 05:53PM

"Is there anything that comes out of his mouth that doesn't sound like Thurston Howell III?"

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Posted by: anagrammy ( )
Date: April 13, 2012 06:30PM

Perfect.

The only thing I would add is that none of the possible Romneys becomes real until the interviewer looks at him to ask a question.

Ana

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Posted by: tevainotloggedin ( )
Date: April 13, 2012 06:37PM

You are RIGHT, anagrammy!

The quantum picture of Mitt Romney is now fully realized.

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: April 13, 2012 08:15PM

Well said, anagrammy. Now if we could just convince Mitt to climb into the box with Schrodinger's cat...

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Posted by: imalive ( )
Date: April 13, 2012 07:10PM

This describes Mitt exactly. Thanks for the post.

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Posted by: Gay Philosopher ( )
Date: April 13, 2012 07:43PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perrrrrfect!!

Steve

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Posted by: saviorjoe ( )
Date: April 13, 2012 08:15PM

Romney......I don't necessarily think that flipping is his problem. I just think that he has no real ideas that get me excited and most of the time, all I read from him is criticism of Obama. Kinda like when Hugh Nibley criticized Fawn Brodie's character instead of addressing the real issues. Useless.

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Posted by: ss ( )
Date: April 13, 2012 10:55PM

in his speech today he stated that religious freedom is first and individual freedom is second. What he wanted to say by that? And he called "his heavenly father" - Creator.. isn't something new?

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: April 14, 2012 02:04PM

Romney a moderate ? Is the journalist crazy. Just how does being a rabid republican entail being a moderate ?

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Posted by: honestone ( )
Date: April 14, 2012 10:05PM

Romniverse...how appropriate.Romney is not about to let anyone know what he is...why?Beause he doesn't even know. I think his handlers tell him each day what way the wind is blowing.

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