OK - it's now finished - the overweight women in the MoTab have sung their last.

Here was my prediction from several weeks ago:


http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,440917,441155#msg-441155

Eyring will cry, Scott will bamboozle, Packer will offend, Oaks will pontificate. Perry will speak out of one side of his mouth, Holland will display his bluster, and Uchtdorf will charm. The talks from Hales, Nelson, Cook, Anderson and Christofferson will be forgotten. Ballard will tell corny jokes and Bednar will have some silly story about a food item. Finally, Manson will find some equally stupid story about his youth or about a widow that will make one either laugh, cry, or throw up.

Thus is my prophecy. Holiness to Me. Amen.


It all turned out pretty much as expected except for the food items. But other than now knowing that a printing press explosion cannot produce dictionaries, I'm thoroughly unimpressed.

Get married. Stay married. Train your kids well. Pay. Pray. Obey.

Thanks for suffering through so I don't have to!

Wow! Your predicted 99% of the meetings... are you a prophet? Should we pray to you? Lmao!

The motab cracks me up now. "I need thee every hour.." I was thinking you need more food and quit lying to yourself... you don't need him and you don't need the Mormon church. take back your freedom and self... this cult sucks that my family is all born and caught in. Great predictions but I only watched the last 15 mins.

I am sometimes a little curious to see what the current stupidity is....however I find that after 10 or 20 seconds I loose my patience with it. I feel that the cult wasted so much of my time already I can't let them steal another minute from me.

Spent the weekend in San Diego on the Beach, running a race, and enjoying it all.

I am so jealous, I want to cry. But I am at work.

You are more accurate than the weather man here. But it's like fish in a barrel.

I think dictionaries need to be created by humans......the kind that are the product of evoloution, billions of years of evoloution. It's simple.

That "Manson" was the cutest name change I've seen in a while.

Friggin' brilliant synopsis Elohim...thanks!



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