In another thread, RfM poster "helemon" asks:
"What's with Mormon royalty and their cruelty to animals?
"It occurred to me today. I remember Steve Benson's story about his grandfather, the mouse, and the fire.
"Then, there's the story that will not die about Mitt Romney strapping his dog Seamus' car carrier to the roof of the car prior to a family road trip.
"So, are high mucky-muck p*****hood holders all this callous? Is there something in Mormon royal culture that desensitizes the men to animal cruelty?
"And even more frightening is the thought that anyone this callous toward animals will probably have little or no compassion for people, either."
("What's with Mormon royalty and their cruelty to animals?," posted by "helamonster," on "Recovery from Mormonism" bulletin board, 16 March 2012, at:
http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,445553,445553#msg-445553)
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Gather 'round the barbeque and let's recall what happened to that poor, frightened, helpless little mouse:
Maybe it’s just the animal in me, but ever since I was a kid, I have enjoyed surrounding myself with a wide assortment of our fascinating non-human fellow inhabitants of the planet.
As a small boy, my first pet was a black lab.As a pre-teenager I loved to collect, feed and share bedroom space with hamsters, turtles, horny toads and tarantulas. Fellow creatures whose company I have also enjoyed have included collies, cocker spaniels, shih-tzus and an assortment of cats.
Reptiles and lizards have also been my friends, including turtles, iguanas, bearded dragons and uramastyx (an Egyptian lizard). Furry little critters who have shared creature comforts in my bedroom, basement, workplace office, laundry room and/or backyard have included rabbits, gerbils, ferrets, guinea pigs, chinchillas, degus, mice and rats.
The list of feathered roommates with whom I have inhabited the same living quarters has, at one time or another, featured cockatiels, African grey parrots, finches, love birds, parakeets, conjures and abandoned baby sparrows.
Some non-human pals with whom I have also provided rent-free space include spur tortoises (which can grow up to 150 pounds and expand to three feet or so in diameter), a leopard tortoise whose spiky shell earned her the name “Teton,” a one-winged pigeon found by my daughter, some ball pythons, an African dwarf frog, a goldfish, a pond full of koi and a blue-and-grey macaw to whom I bequeathed my temple name, “Ezekiel (Polly want a secret handshake?)
So fascinated have I been with animals that, at one time or another, I thought about becoming a biologist, a zookeeper or a fossil hunter. Call me a softie. At Scout camp in Texas as a teenager, us hungry boys were presented with live chickens by our youth leader to eat for supper. He told us to proceed with their execution if we wanted something to eat. I couldn't bring myself to chop their heads off with my trusty little hatchet--as I watched the one I was holding by its legs and steading myself to decapitate blinking at me wide-eyed and frightened.
My grandfather, Ezra Taft Benson, was an animal kind of guy himself.
As a southern Idaho farm boy, he milked cows, slopped hogs, raised chickens, fed lambs, rode horses and herded cattle. Eventually, he became Secretary of Agriculture under President Dwight Eisenhower.
At family reunions, my grandfather would saddle up his mount and show us how to ride. I remember seeing him beaming, sitting astride a beautiful palomino, leading colorful columns down Main Street as Grand Marshal of the Preston Rodeo Parade.
But there was one time I witnessed him handle an animal in a manner that I will never forget.
It happened one day when he and I were alone, doing chores, at our family cabin.
Back in the early 1960s, Ezra Taft and Flora Benson owned a cabin up Mill Creek Canyon in Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a beautiful, spacious place, surrounded by fluttering aspen and nestled close to a bright, splashy creek. (Sadly, my grandparents ended up having to sell the cabin, reportedly because they lost thousands of dollars as victims of a bizarre financial scam).
Our family would often escape to this cabin hideaway for fun and relaxation. In the winter, we kids would steer our sleds and inner tubes down the snow-covered road that led up to the cabin. During the warmer months, we would ride the tire swing back and forth next to the creek and go for walks down the leafy back trails that laced the surrounding area.
My grandfather and I would sometimes take short hikes together and I remember during one of those times pointing out to him a lizard sitting just a few feet away from where we were walking along a sunlit path. He congratulated me on what he called my good eyesight, saying that he had not spotted it.
On one particular weekend, when I was about 10 years old, I had ventured up to the Benson family cabin to help my grandfather, at his invitation, do some spring cleaning. It was the first time in that period of my young life that I remember spending any extended one-on-one time with him.
My grandfather was a big, strapping man, over six feet tall. He had a commanding presence and a firm, projecting voice. As a young boy, I stood in awe of him, as seemingly did everyone else in my family. I dare say that at times as a youth my grandfather appeared downright intimidating. At the cabin that weekend, to a boy like me, he resembled some kind of mountain man, dressed in an open-necked, checkered shirt and big leather boots.
Adding to that image, he hadn’t shaved.
This was hardly the picture I was used to. Usually I saw him as Ezra Taft Benson, Apostle of the Lord, dressed up in his dark General Conference suit and matching tie, complete with starched white shirt.
As we were busily involved cleaning the cabin (with me, as usual, dutifully following orders), my grandfather paused. Through the short, grey stubble that was beginning to sprout from his chin, he smiled and asked, “Stephen, do you think I should grow a moustache?”
Being asked by my grandfather for an opinion about anything somewhat startled me. I remember instinctively blurting out that I thought he looked better without it. He smiled back and agreed.
As we were moving objects around the family room in order to sweep its wooden floor, a small kitchen mouse darted out from behind its cover and made a mad dash toward the open door of a nearby bedroom.
I yelled out to my grandfather what I had just seen.
He ordered me to follow the mouse into the bedroom and catch it.
I had absolutely no idea how I was going to accomplish that task but had no intention of disobeying orders. So, I did as I was commanded and headed faithfully into the bedroom. The bedroom was dimly lit, with the curtains closed. In a far corner of the room was a bed. Trying to adjust my eyes, I couldn’t see any mouse.
My grandfather stood behind me in the frame of the door, holding a broom. He told me to get down and check under the bed. I dropped to my hands and knees and peered under the bed.
There, in a dark corner, close to the front left leg of the bed, crouched the brown-haired, black-eyed, quivering little mouse. Both me and the mouse were scared at our respective predictaments.
I told my grandfather I had spotted the mouse. He ordered me to move forward and grab it. I wasn’t wearing any gloves and was afraid that the mouse might bite me.
I hesitated.
My grandfather again commanded me to move toward the objective and complete the mission. Feeling a growing sense of unease but seeing no alternative to being an obedient Mormon boy, I pressed my stomach against the bedroom floor, spread my arms out wide, palms forward, and began inching my way, ever so slowly, toward the mouse.
As I began to close the gap between myself and the frightened mouse, I was frantically trying to figure out what I was going to do. One thing for sure, I did not want to grab the mouse. At the same time, I did not want to disobey my grandfather. So, I continued to slide forward on my stomach, not knowing how to bring the situation to a satisfactory conclusion.
With my hands mere inches from the cornered mouse, the mouse decided to take matters into its own paws. It made a desperate bolt for freedom, leaping over my outstretched arms and making a beeline for the bedroom door that led back into the family room.
From under the bed, I screamed to my grandfather that the mouse was getting away.
I heard a loud WHACK! behind me.
I backed out from underneath the bed and turned around. My grandfather was standing in the door frame, broom in one hand, the stunned mouse dangling by its tail from the closed fingers of his other hand.
Without a word, he turned away and headed into the family room. Wide-eyed, I followed.
At the front of the family room was a large fireplace. Inside it, bright orange flames furiously crackled. My grandfather strode toward the fireplace. By now, the tiny mouse was beginning to stir, as it hung upside down from the large hand of my grandfather. It twisted and turned, trying desperately to get away.
My grandfather stopped in front of the roaring fireplace. I had arrived at his side, where I could feel the radiating heat. My grandfather did not hesitate.
He threw the live mouse into the flames.
The animal landed on the end of a partially-consumed log. Flames flickered up from beneath toward the terrified mouse.
Briefly, the little animal remained where it had been tossed. Then, it panicked and scampered toward the opposite end of the log. Unfortunately, that end of the log was fully-engulfed in hot flames.
A finger of fire caught the mouse on the tip of its nose. Instantaneously, flames swept over its entire, hair-covered body, turning it completely black. Burned beyond recognition but still alive, the mouse stood frozen on the log, singed from head to tail. Surrounded by flames, the mouse tried to breathe through scorched lungs. Its tiny chest expanded and contracted a couple of times, like a miniature set of bellows.
Then, it fell into the flames and disappeared from view.
I was horrified and could not utter a word.
Meanwhile, there was work to be done. Grandpa Benson turned away from the fireplace and went back to cleaning. I joined him.
But I never forgot the mouse.
Another day of thinning the mouse herd at the family cabin.
Not a job for sissies.
Edited 8 time(s). Last edit at 03/17/2012 01:56AM by steve benson.