After a snow storm on the 20th of Nov. somebody was out playing in the snow and built a 3 foot high, erect snow penis on the hood of a car in the parking lot of my apartment complex.

Over a week later, it is still there. I would have thought some one, an uptight Mormon perhaps, would have been all offended and knocked it down by now, but no, it is still there.

I can think of two reasons for this:

1) The entire culture is so male dominated and male worshipping that this totem/symbol seems natural for the area

or

2) It is so rare to actually see an erect penis that women everywhere are enjoying the view.

Or they have so little humor in their life they haven't figured out what it is. Maybe never SEEN one.

loveskids Wrote:
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> Or they have so little humor in their life they
> haven't figured out what it is. Maybe never SEEN
> one.

That was my thought. They didn't know what it is

Some people see a resemblance! ; )

A friend of mine recently was given a ticket for displaying pornographic images in public. He carved a snow penis in his front yard. Yep, some people have no sense of humor.

LOL!!!!

I built a snow vagina but never got busted because the cops thought it was a beautiful lilly flower.

When I lived in SLC (4th S and 2nd E), oh... 14 years ago, my neighbors built a snowman with a HUGE hard-on right on the front lawn!

Of course, as a TBM, I was horrified. I think I may have corrected the "problem" as I saw it. For some reason I remember removing the snowman's head and not his boner.

Now of course, I find it to be hilarious and thinking of how horrified it has made some innocent soul tickles me.

I so shoud not have seen this post!

It's due to snow here at any time and you should not be giveing me ideas of what I can do with the stuff!

Freshman year at the Dorms at the U some kids built a giant 8 foot penis with about a 4 foot girth... complete with a pair of round snowballs at its base.

The mormon's freaked out and knocked it over as soon as they could.

The two on campus male buildings at Helaman Halls use to prank each other quite a bit. We were in Merrill, they were in budge. I think someone wrote budgepackers in the snow. They got us back by writing

Merrill sux...
(Crude picture of phallus)

In enormous letters and pictograms in the snow. Good times, good times.