Don't tell me that it is far fetched. Joseph Smith did it numerous times. I want to know how you would feel about it.

Of course none of you will post a reply. Most of you are probably too uncomfortable with the subject, and have already stopped reading. Still, you are here for a reason, so maybe deep down inside you are wondering.

I know what I would do now. It wouldn't be pretty, but it would be effective. Back when I was TBM though, my head was clouded enough, that I shudder that I might have gone along with it, for the Lord.

Well, he only did that scenario once. But the fact remains that he did it, and it was the provider of my Y-Chromosome that offered said 14-year-old daughter to Joseph Smith, which in return Joseph Smith offered the entire Kimball family salvation. At first Young Helen figured it was a small price to pay for such a high reward. Afterwards, though, when she realized that the marriage actually came with sex, she became very distraught and had major problems.

Note that the average age of puberty for girls at the time was 15.

We're related. It is a proud fact that my family likes to repeat to each other that we're descended from him. My mom used it as an argument against my leaving. (?)

kimball Wrote:
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> Well, he only did that scenario once. But the
> fact remains that he did it, and it was the
> provider of my Y-Chromosome that offered said
> 14-year-old daughter to Joseph Smith, which in
> return Joseph Smith offered the entire Kimball
> family salvation. At first Young Helen figured it
> was a small price to pay for such a high reward.
> Afterwards, though, when she realized that the
> marriage actually came with sex, she became very
> distraught and had major problems.
>
> Note that the average age of puberty for girls at
> the time was 15.


Just a little insight about the average age of puberty in JS time. I don't know if you were actually trying to be factual or joking but here is a post from Mr. Bensen.


http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,276311,276312#msg-276312

From the looks of the guy, that's all Monson could manage to do: sleep.



Thank you, thank you--I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip the waiters.

Dear Chicken******,
Thank you so much for this laugh. It's been another tough day. Is there a two drink minimum for your next show? Cuz' I'll be there!
CD

I'd say sure......If you up for it right after you have "relations" with the business end of my Mossberg 12 gauge. By the way Tom, even enjoyed a round or two of "Highway Patrol cocktail"?

I am not usually so hostile, just having a bad day.

Slit his scrotum and stick his feet through. If that didn't work I would resort to violence.

i'd kick his face off. pervert.

If she were my daughter I'd...
What would you do, Daddy?
If she were my daughter I'd...
What would you do, Daddy?
If she were my daughter I'd...
What would you do, Daddy?
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup,
And strap her on again, Oh baby!
Smother that girl in chocolate syrup,
And strap her on again!
She's a Teenage Baby,
and she turns me on,
I'd like to make Her do a nasty On the White House Lawn!
Going to smother that daughter in chocolate syrup,
And boogie till the cows come home!

From:"Brown Shoes Don't Make It"

I would say the same thing to JS, Jesus, Zeus, Holy Ghost. Float your dumb ass back to Kolob.

On a related note: I always hated that Abraham story, where the Christian god tells him to sacrifice his son. If any deity floated down from the heavens and asked me to sacrifice my kid... I would tell him to go get fu^^$Ed

I would tell him that I would consider it, then....

Call the FBI crimes against children taskforce and they would arrange an undercover video sting for when he returned for my answer. His arrest would be hugely reported and be the biggest Mormon story since the Jeff's raid on all the news outlets.

There would be a huge uproar with all the TBM's, then whoever was next in line would become the prophet, and everyone would settle down and pretend that it never happened.

Shouldn't Van Hale be lurking here?! I bet not defending horny Joe is just killing him!

A number of years ago, I asked my mom a simpler question. I asked her if anyone in the upper echelons of church leadership asked her to quit her job, when she knew she was doing absolutely nothing wrong, what would she do? She said she would quit her job. I was sickened by her answer.

There's some really bad karma there. I don't think it has come close to balancing out yet.

I would have grabbed my gun and told him "If you don't get out of my house this minute, or if you even lay a hand on my daughter, you're going to get to meet God face to face!"

and tell them there was a filthy old pervert in my yard.

Where I live, there is an area called Hatchie Bottom. It is dense overgrowth and marshy, swampy land that is not fit for anything but what the people here use it for. The disposal of the unwanted. Such a person making that type of demand and statement would in my opinion fall into the category of "unwanted".

But remember God would give him superhuman strength, and he would be able to out run even you throwing your butcher knife at him. Joe S. Jr. out ran three attackers while carrying 200 plus pounds of Gold.

My mom - according to her just last week, would 'blindly follow'

The truth is many would obey. In fact many would be honored that a prophet thought their family worthy to take their daughter.

That is why the dogma is dangerous.

I would say "I would like for you to meet my cigar cutter, first", then we'll see if he stills wants to sleep with my daughter.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/17/2012 09:50PM by waner.

I agree with the above poster... I don't care if Jesus came down and asked me, the answer would still be HELL TO THE NO! I don't own a gun but I'd fight till my last breath to protect my children!!!

Don't worry about not owning a gun. If the above ever happens, I will loan you one of my mine.

they really are.

I proposed that question to my TBM Nutjob MIL and she would not answer.

But we both know what her answer is... she would.

I asked my wife that same question a few years ago, and she said, "Yes, because if the prophet asked it, it wouldn't be wrong."

Funny that God says in the good book that very act, statutory rape, is a sin in his eyes. And falls under the 10 commandments of Adultery, which according to mormons are not bendable.

Call the police