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Posted by: Stunted ( )
Date: March 16, 2012 03:49PM
Comming soon to a theater near you: Paul Blart, Mall Usher!

This is just too much.

http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,445018

So maybe this is a short term assignment for the grand opening of the new Jesus Mall but still, WTF? Is the church trying to treat the opening of the Mall like an open house for a new temple? Sure then spent enough on it to build a dozen temples but it's still just a mall. I can't believe they'd actually use missionaries as users or anything else in a mall. Maybe there just isn't enough work to keep the graying volunteers busy so they are renting them out now?

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Posted by: jessica ( )
Date: March 16, 2012 04:35PM
Re: Comming soon to a theater near you: Paul Blart, Mall Usher!

Will someone go to the open house for the mall for me and take pictures of the missionary ushers? I'm live to far away to go myself..I just can't believe missionaries for a mall.

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Posted by: jessica ( )
Date: March 16, 2012 04:55PM
Re: Comming soon to a theater near you: Paul Blart, Mall Usher!

Is it possible they are there for the gala?
http://www.shopcitycreekcenter.com/charityevent.asp

People paid $50 to go to the preview gala and get shown around by missionaries?

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Posted by: guynoirprivateeye ( )
Date: March 16, 2012 05:58PM
pictures of Mall Ushers...

only the single females, NOMs; rich, 50 y.o. to say... 70.
clothes Optional!

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Posted by: guynoirprivateeye ( )
Date: March 16, 2012 05:18PM
HOLD THE PHONE!

$50 ticket > a $20 gift card good at mall stores....

"100% of ticket sales goes to the charities"

o really? does that mean $30 difference goes to charity, -OR- does it include the $20 that you spend at a merchant (that they fwd the $20 spent to charity, give their stuff away ?)

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Posted by: Tabula Rasa ( )
Date: March 16, 2012 05:45PM
Re: Comming soon to a theater near you: Paul Blart, Mall Usher!

Shouldn't that be "LaVerkin Pratt, Mall Cop"?

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: March 16, 2012 05:47PM
This got my attention

Hospitality Suite with DJ, Hors d' oeuvres, Beer and Wine.

Beer and wine? Sounds good to me.

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: March 16, 2012 05:49PM
BTW Paul Blart's Mormon name is KPaul Bartell (n/t)


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