Posted by:
Lost
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Date: March 11, 2012 12:30PM
At 5:45AM this morning, the good ole missionaries dropped by to wake up our entire household.
Reason for their visit? Our Bishop Jackwagon wants Brother Lost to honor his Priestood covenants (I thought I had lost those cause I had resigned?) and CLEAN THE CHAPEL before the meetings start this morning at 9AM. Apparently, the bathrooms need special attention, since the toilets are backed up.
(THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THIS REALLY HAPPENED THIS MORNING. Yes on day lightsavings morning, no less)
I was some kinda pissed. So was the wife. Especially the wife.
While I was talking to the missionaries, she disappeared, then returned.
She cut in on our conversation by telling the missionaries that we had RESIGNED from the mormon church and are not members, therefor DO NOT BOTHER US ANY MORE OR WE WILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION AGAINST THEM PERSONALLY FOR TRESPASSING. THEY HAVE RECIEVED THEIR FINAL WARNING.
(Wife told me afterwards she has had enough. She wants me to put up no tresspassing signs and explictly reference mormons in the warning. Also to certify mail warning letters to the leadership. YESSSS!!!)
But the most awesome moment was when she handed one of the missionaries a Toilet Plunger and told him to give it to the Bishop today at church with her regards. Then she slammed the door! She plans to call the bishop later today to make sure he got it! *evil grin*
Gosh, I love her!
ROFLMAO.