You're new here, so we'd like to introduce you around to some of our most special folks you may have read or heard about during your time on Earth.

Why look! Here is one of our most newsworthy couples now, Brother Adolph and Sister Anne! You know, they had a terrible time getting along back on Earth. It was so bad some called it the Final Solution! But now Sister Anne has chosen to accept all of her nine proxy baptisms: she now knows that baptism is a great and sacred and marvelous ordinance that brings with it the remission of sins, but in a larger measure, it is symbolic of the death, burial, and resurrection of our Divine Redeemer. She has also undergone therapy to overcome her rebellious Jewishness, and has finally realized her true worth as a Handmaiden of the Lord and is ready to take an eternal mate and begin populating worlds without end. She has progressed so far that she attracted the attention of Brother Adolph, who, in his new role as King and Priest to the Most High God to rule and reign in the House of Israel Forever, has chosen Sister Anne Frank to become his second Eternal Wife, pending approval from his first Eternal Wife, Sister Eva Braun Hitler. Isn't it wonderful? Isn't it marvelous?

And now... Oh! Look there's another famous couple...

Does Hitler get to make spiritual babies with Anne Frank?

Makes mormonism sound like really sadistic and demented porn.

If Bro. Hitler really does marry Sis. Frank in Mormon heaven, then yes, they will be making lots of spirit babies to populate their worlds without end...

Have you read early Mormon history?

It **IS** really sadistic and demented porn. LOL!

And then Heavenly Father Adolf will get upset with his covenant people and destroy millions of them (by fire?).

Too tasteless?

LOL! How could anything you or I say be "too tasteless" after the topic of Mormon dead-dunking comes up???

god started it all

Adam and Eve – Brother and Sister from the same ribs no less!

Children of the incestuous Adam And Eve – Brothers and sisters

And the brother begot sister, sister begot sister, brother begot brother no wait that comes later….or does it?

Then the Icing On the Cake, God comes to earth and knock’s up his virgin daughter Mary, TADA

I just barfed on mom's good rug.

I am very offended by your post.

Hey - I didn't make it up, I just put two and two together (or Adolph and Anne together, but the Mormons already did that with their baptisms and endowments, didn't they?).

:-)