Posted by:
Tiff
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Date: November 25, 2010 12:20AM
1) God won't listen to your prayer as well if you don't use Old English.
2) Some of the Native Americans came over in early, poorly constructed submarines.
3) Nephi was instructed by God to build a full ship despite having no training.
4) God would put a hit on you for talking about the temple ceremonies. (Before the changes to the temple, of course.)
5) People only leave the church if they are tempted by worldly sins, deceived by the devil, or were offended.