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Posted by: southern idaho inactive ( )
Date: February 26, 2012 02:38PM


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Posted by: Marcionite ( )
Date: February 26, 2012 03:19PM

To tell us where to send our money.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: February 26, 2012 03:21PM

Why do mormons need prophets when the prophets never have any prophecies ?

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Posted by: archytas ( )
Date: February 26, 2012 03:29PM

Prophets that don't make prophecies aren't prophets.

So, I guess they don't need prophets afterall.

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Posted by: Quoth the Raven "Nevermo" ( )
Date: February 26, 2012 04:06PM

They need porfits to tell the sheeple what to wear when they mow the lawn. No one but a natural born leader could do that.

oh, and the profit also tells everyone how be the very best widows' little helper.

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Posted by: snowball ( )
Date: February 26, 2012 07:09PM

Twenty years from now someone will need a job explaining how he was just speaking as a man.

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Posted by: munchybotaz ( )
Date: February 27, 2012 08:38AM


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Posted by: Ponti ( )
Date: February 27, 2012 08:39AM

things like how many pierced ear rings to wear, why we cannot have a simple tattoo, why a 14 year old shouldn't M, etc. You know, the important stuff. Forget that minor stuff like how to solve world hunger, world peace, human slavery, suffering of women and children world wide. Christ doesn't want you to have a 2nd piercing.

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Posted by: mcarp ( )
Date: February 27, 2012 08:03PM

Thanks for the heads-up. When the HT come next month I'm going to ask them why Peter could tell (just by looking him in the eye, apparently) that Ananias was lying about his tithing/consecration (Book of Acts of the Apostles), but Kimball, Hinckley and others couldn't tell that Mark Hoffman was selling them a crock of @#$%& for $100,000.

That will be a great springboard. I'm actually looking forward to HT for a change. (Oh, and it is going to piss of my wife like none other.)

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Posted by: Ponti ( )
Date: February 29, 2012 12:49PM

Try to find that picture on line, with those "prophets" standing behind Hoffman.

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Posted by: mrtranquility ( )
Date: February 29, 2012 04:05PM


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